Today, I was driving out to a concert I've been excited about for months. I was using my GPS to guide me to the venue. It decided to guide me to an abandoned warehouse in the middle of town. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML
Final destination
Today, I was giving a friend a ride to a party and I followed Google Maps blindly. After 25 minutes of driving, we pulled into a cemetery. The GPS cheerfully announced, “You’ve arrived at your destination.” I suppose it is in a way, but we didn't plan on being early to THAT party. FML
Turn left into the lake
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
Lost
Today, I agreed to go on a last-minute road trip with my friends. Everything was going great until we realized we had no GPS signal in the middle of nowhere. We ended up following a "shortcut" suggested by a farmer and got stuck in a muddy field for hours, with livestock giving us judgmental looks. FML
Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML
Sorry Sweaty
Today, I got lost on my way to a wedding and yelled at my phone's GPS for giving bad directions. After 20 minutes of rerouting, I realized I’d accidentally set it to “walking mode.” I arrived 45 minutes late and sweaty in a full suit. FML
Google Maps strikes again!
Today, I went shopping for some nice clothing for work. Annoyed that the first two stores I went to didn't have anything, I drove to a store in an unfamiliar part of the city. Not only did Google Maps direct me to a store that doesn't exist, but my car broke down in the parking lot. FML
Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML
Let's offroad!
Today, my GPS led me to a "shortcut" that took me through a winding dirt road in the middle of nowhere. My car got stuck in the mud, and the tow truck driver told me I was the third person he's pulled out this week from the same "shortcut." FML
Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML
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Felifulify 4
Sounds like the beginning of one of those horror movies...
acidkitten 14
It's 9pm and OP is happily following his sat nav, excited about the concert tonight. The sat nav flashes-"You have reached your destination." OP pulls in, but all he sees is an abandoned warehouse. "That's funny...." OP decides to get out of the car anyway, to see if he can get an idea of where he is. The full moon is in the sky, and the night is eerily silent. He walks over to the warehouse to see if anyone is nearby. "Hello?" he calls out. The echo bounces off the old brick structure. Suddenly he hears breathing over his shoulder. OP whirls around but there is nobody there. OP walks back to his car hurriedly, convincing himself that it's just his mind playing tricks. Suddenly he feels a hand on his shoulder and a menacing whisper. "You're not going anywhere..."
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paijus 0
Maybe you should follow the masses of traffic? There's a clue.
baddud300 6
Maybe that was the concert, and no one showed up?
ImmaB3AST 7
Yea, because concerts are so big that I have a line of traffic from my house all the way towards the concert.
ByronJess 17
And what if the concert is in a town where there are always masses of traffic? I'm from Seattle, WA... If you go to a concert there, there is no way in hell that the traffic will give you any sort of clue.
hellachillin 8
Maybe OP had a pregame party before the concert & the GPS couldn't handle it's shit and drunkly directed him to the warehouse where they grow some good weed
kaegomay12 17
not really? there could be traffic any day
Cowboy1986 4
Haha sounds like you'll be singin along with...... Noone haha
acidkitten 14
*awards medal to #2 for pointing out the obvious*
Felifulify 4
Sounds like the beginning of one of those horror movies...
acidkitten 14
It's 9pm and OP is happily following his sat nav, excited about the concert tonight. The sat nav flashes-"You have reached your destination." OP pulls in, but all he sees is an abandoned warehouse. "That's funny...." OP decides to get out of the car anyway, to see if he can get an idea of where he is. The full moon is in the sky, and the night is eerily silent. He walks over to the warehouse to see if anyone is nearby. "Hello?" he calls out. The echo bounces off the old brick structure. Suddenly he hears breathing over his shoulder. OP whirls around but there is nobody there. OP walks back to his car hurriedly, convincing himself that it's just his mind playing tricks. Suddenly he feels a hand on his shoulder and a menacing whisper. "You're not going anywhere..."
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Sounds like your GPS is working for a serial killer
lukep135 6
-23 get that shit published
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR DOOR.
outoftown 27
#38, Hacked GPS translating "concert" to "concertina wire."
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Sound like the beginning of a hentai tentacle rape story. I need to get out more.
deadxwedding84 5
Sounds like a great indie band. Keep your options open lol
pcentral 17
As long as the GPS voice was a British man, I wouldn't mind where he directed me ;)
neilykins 29
Specially if he said 'Bloody brilliant' or 'You're a wizard Harry'
patrickalamo 48
Even if it directed you to chick-fil-a?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
19 - we don't all talk like Harry Potter characters!! Bloody hell. ;)
neilykins 29
36: Well as long as you look like Ron, I'm satisfied lol.
SeedlessMe 13
Oh nothing is wrong with chick-fil-a! They have all those wonderful morals and religious family values... Oh, and they're anti-gay. Eff that place. Even if I ate chicken, I would never support them...
seriouslythat 6
43 The owners view isn't the same as all the workers a number of my homosexual friends work there and the workers know they are and really don't care.
gracehi 33
Wait, wait, WAIT! You mean the CEO of a Christian company that is closed on Sunday is opposed to gay marriage??? *GASP!* I am simply stunned! STUNNED! In all seriousness though, Chik-Fil-A doesn't doesn't discriminate against homosexuals, either when hiring or selling to customers. The CEO just doesn't believe in homosexual marriage because he has a religious objection.
pinkpixie06 11
The founder of Chick-Fil-A supporting traditional marriage does not make him anti-gay. He has the right to his beliefs just like those who support gay marriage!
bfsd42 20
Hey 5, could you please change your picture?
pcentral 17
86: Rude! And no.
Skyblu10 10
86, the only one needing to change their picture is you, unless you enjoy the "My name's John and I'm a convicted child molester" look.
brevolorio 5
When you get gps there setting called murdering you have to turn it off or next time you'll be driving to forest with slender man and you will have to find 8 pages
bingababe 16
Um.....what??
brevolorio 5
It video game where u hide from guy that want to kill and u have to get 8 pages go to YouTube to see it
bingababe 16
Thanks Noor. I still don't think I have any idea what we're talking about lol
Yousuck24 21
Even if you collect the eight pages in that Slenderman game, he still catches you in the end.
ruabadfishtoo 0
Slenderman causes nightmares
white16sox 19
17, Slender is a game for the PC in which you have to collect 8 pages in a forest while being chased by Slenderman. If you don't know who Slenderman is, Google is your friend.
PussyPredator 6
Thank you 27, now put your hat on properly.
TzHaar_Joh_Zuhai 4
Or your enemy... Like blue waffle and 2 girls 1 cup
tinyj96 3
Hopefully you dont get knocked out by 2 masked men and have a bomb strapped to your chest and are forced to rob a bank.
Driveshaft 5
You should've come inside! It was off the chain!!!!
stephan18 23
Lol, "come inside" x))
ruabadfishtoo 0
^ are you 4 years old? because only they find that funny
IdaE 17
I don't know if 4 year olds know that much about sex.... At least I didn't
ByronJess 17
30- Times are changing my friend. :(
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
26- I think maybe a 12 or 13 year old may have gotten a chuckle out of that. If a kid isn't even in kindergarten yet, they don't need to know.
mrnuleef 7
Talk about sitting in the nosebleeds. Next time, use google maps as a backup to double check your directions/destination.
rahrah765765 11
And street view.
ebonyirony 29
THE DARK BROTHERHOOD