Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML
Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML
Today, I was driving out to a concert I've been excited about for months. I was using my GPS to guide me to the venue. It decided to guide me to an abandoned warehouse in the middle of town. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a last-minute road trip with my friends. Everything was going great until we realized we had no GPS signal in the middle of nowhere. We ended up following a "shortcut" suggested by a farmer and got stuck in a muddy field for hours, with livestock giving us judgmental looks. FML
Today, I got lost on my way to a wedding and yelled at my phone's GPS for giving bad directions. After 20 minutes of rerouting, I realized I’d accidentally set it to “walking mode.” I arrived 45 minutes late and sweaty in a full suit. FML
Today, my GPS led me to a "shortcut" that took me through a winding dirt road in the middle of nowhere. My car got stuck in the mud, and the tow truck driver told me I was the third person he's pulled out this week from the same "shortcut." FML
Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML
Today, I went shopping for some nice clothing for work. Annoyed that the first two stores I went to didn't have anything, I drove to a store in an unfamiliar part of the city. Not only did Google Maps direct me to a store that doesn't exist, but my car broke down in the parking lot. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I spent hours arguing with my mother, who claimed I shouldn't make a three-hour drive because I wouldn't be able to concentrate for that long. I argued that I was a perfectly capable driver, and left. In the last two minutes of the journey, I hit a van, and messed up the front of my car. FML
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Hangryko 32
Are you Michael Scott? Would you drive into a lake if your GPS told you to?
RichardPencil 32
You should have a two-sided argument with your cheap-ass self. The navigation apps on smartphones are aware of construction and guide you around it. Invest in 2010 technology!
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RichardPencil 32
You should have a two-sided argument with your cheap-ass self. The navigation apps on smartphones are aware of construction and guide you around it. Invest in 2010 technology!
Hangryko 32
Are you Michael Scott? Would you drive into a lake if your GPS told you to?
ODBeefalo 10
While many GPS systems don't catch "pop-up" construction, they should have detoured signs posted to get around them. if they don't ask one of the workers for a safe route... and if you are in a place like my city where you have 3 different companies on 8 different sites with no idea the other exists, good luck.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Ditch the Atmos. It's the Sontarans trying to kill you.