Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was driving out to a concert I've been excited about for months. I was using my GPS to guide me to the venue. It decided to guide me to an abandoned warehouse in the middle of town. FML
Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML
Turn left into the lake
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
Let's offroad!
Today, my GPS led me to a "shortcut" that took me through a winding dirt road in the middle of nowhere. My car got stuck in the mud, and the tow truck driver told me I was the third person he's pulled out this week from the same "shortcut." FML
Lost
Today, I agreed to go on a last-minute road trip with my friends. Everything was going great until we realized we had no GPS signal in the middle of nowhere. We ended up following a "shortcut" suggested by a farmer and got stuck in a muddy field for hours, with livestock giving us judgmental looks. FML
Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML
Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML
Final destination
Today, I was giving a friend a ride to a party and I followed Google Maps blindly. After 25 minutes of driving, we pulled into a cemetery. The GPS cheerfully announced, “You’ve arrived at your destination.” I suppose it is in a way, but we didn't plan on being early to THAT party. FML
Sorry Sweaty
Today, I got lost on my way to a wedding and yelled at my phone's GPS for giving bad directions. After 20 minutes of rerouting, I realized I’d accidentally set it to “walking mode.” I arrived 45 minutes late and sweaty in a full suit. FML
Tourism
Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML
Top comments
GaryMuzz 4
Maybe it was under the overpass o.O
Mipz 2
You got it at WalMart, didn't you?
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Comments (106)
GaryMuzz 4
Maybe it was under the overpass o.O
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Hahahahaha I'm reading this on the app and at the bottom of my screen there was an ad for a gps app for the iPhone ;)
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Maybe it was telling you to go play in traffic
morganrules123 10
Maybe it's a hover building
robnunzi12 2
I'm not even joking I saw this person yesterday in MA dead stopped in the middle no one around them on the other side of ge highway...
tj4234 36
could be that the GPS wasn't calibrated correctly. If it's a built in GPS for a car it uses magnets to work. If they come loose then the GPS will be inaccurate. That's what happens on my car from time to time. You get a bit tired of it trying to take you through fields when that happens :L.
StoryOfTheYear 15
This is normal if you're playing CoD. You must be playing on Underpass. Plant the bomb!
zombicidal 11
its still better than getting directions from a woman
ThreeSheetsGone 12
DAMN YOU TOMTOM!!!
BehindU 5
oh sorry *trying
BrianAlarcon 0
You have arived.
bryannab1 0
Ya. My dad once ended up in an army base and they were not happy!
fakeaccountX 6
Why were you searching for roadkill?
nathanson1 5
gps these days...suh stupid robots
ItsTheKing 10
Suh? What's a suh? Can I have a suh?
nathanson1 5
Im on an iPod you dick.
ItsTheKing 10
I'm on my iPod too. Do you have any idea how many times I had to press the x on the autocorrect just to post that?
muchagente 5
ydi for being on an ipod. but i like the swearing.
nathanson1 5
Omg tell that to people who care!
IndigoAcrylic 9
Lmao xD
eminemchick 19
Whoa. Wait. I want a suh, too. Are they available on ebay or in local retail services?
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
31 - You can only order it through the phone by dialing 1-888-SUH-4LES for a low price of $19.99! That's not all, if you call within the next 10 minutes, you can get DOUBLE the offer for price of one! That's 2 Suh's for $19.99! Shipping and Handling not included. That's 1-888-SUH-4LES. Special conditions may apply.
ShadowLuffer 0
If you're on your iPod, shouldn't the beginning start with a capital? :3
MareNostrum 0
*Autocorrect* I'm on a dick you iPod.
waswashere 0
19- 3 times.
zacharytk72 5
Time to get a new GPS.
NotAPedo 0
Maybe a new destination? (I prefer local daycares)
cIickhere 5
Make sure your new one is not made in china
YayFlameWarz 9
Maybe you were playing Heavy Rain...
cherrie0103 6
time for a new one!
GlitteryMasakali 1
It seems your GPS is not exactly accurate.
BehindU 5
It seems your GPS has a little grudge against you and is tryin to eliminate you.
Matias_Says_FML 4
Proceed to falling out of the highway to reach the actual destination.
Mipz 2
You got it at WalMart, didn't you?
ItsTheKing 10
Walmart is to mainstream. I go to target.
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Really? 'Cause I like to hop into K-mart. Their stuff is high-quality, bro.
IndigoAcrylic 9
Damn Hipsterrrrrrzzz ;3
Sunny_Eclipse 6
What do you have against hipsters? Huh?
hailphire130 0
GPS: Make left at next right. "That doesn't even make any sense!"
nathanson1 5
so true!
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
"Park in reverse while going forward"
Cathy_Nguyen 0
iNavigator.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Throw it out the window and tell it that it's reached it's destination
G97Alex 21
Its final destination >:)
flamerocker 9
At least it didn't tell you to go off a cliff like mine did... Twice.
ItsTheKing 10
Yeah? Well did your gps threaten to strap 20 bombs on school buses if you didn't marry it? I think not.