Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML
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Top comments
dlistedfreak 14
YDI, why make a guy judge you from where you live than who you really are. Hope you had a good excuse for pulling up to his place.
mmmPoptarts 6
"... Ya know... just chillin'"
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Comments (221)
dlistedfreak 14
YDI, why make a guy judge you from where you live than who you really are. Hope you had a good excuse for pulling up to his place.
biggestfan23 11
People like OP really make me wonder. It's not that hard to just be yourself like who cares if you live in a big house or not
Lythiaren 8
Agreed. You'd think people would see the pattern in all the FMLs involving botched attempts to impress people with lies.
beccaishereyay 11
Maybe I'm just stupid but does anyone else know why it saws "yeah! Way I show 'em" instead of you deserved it? It only shows up for a while. I don't get it haha sorry if I'm behind on this...
lexa1love 16
@24 It says that if you choose YDI :)
beccaishereyay 11
Haha okay! I feel I bit stupid now but thanks for explaining it! :) I have no pity for the OP
FMLshark 12
Because that's what makes someone irresistible. A nice house. **** their personality and good looks, right?
Cad6 24
OP in this kind of situation there is only one thing to do: Hit 'n' Run.
thgiL 9
Op tried to impress another person with her parents success?? Yeah....
fricknugget 3
Op could just say, i had to make a quick call.. Ya? No?
bubbly31 0
You should just say you needed to turn around.
zakkyzebra 11
I guess I must be the only one who could give less of a **** who's in the car in front of me while I'm driving... If some person pulls off into a big house, I don't drive by trying my best to see who's in the car... So her turning was completely pointless if it wasn't even his house
amandajlucas2015 2
He prolly didn't even know that was u in front of him anyways so even of that had been your house he wouldn't have cared lol he's a guy he doesn't think about stuff that much
Jezlovespink 5
Right?? Plus some one could live in a nice house n have good money but they could have a shitty personality/treat u like shit an theres the poor person who has the best most amazing personality!!! Dont judge a book by its cover!!! If u want to impress some one then tgey will be impressed by who U Really are......thats how u learn also goes with good looks.....fine ass mf horrible shitty personality....normal lookin person can b the sweetest u never know....i dont think ive ever liked some one bcuz of how much money or wat they got but how they treat me
hope540 0
Everyone.
nochopstix 10
Even if it weren't his house, and he noticed you driving, and it eventually evolved into dating him, what was the plan when he inevitably had to come to 'your' house? "oh yeah, we sold our mansion and downgraded to a shack"
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
I agree with you 113. I never pay attention to who the person is driving in front of me. He probably would not have noticed if it wasn't his house.
Greendaycheese 12
Because you're showing them that they deserved it, I guess.
guy24 9
I would of just said," Oh I'm turning around."
wtvr 2
Only in america
raqraqrawr 5
Lol that's so awkward...
mrszane93 5
One of the funniest FML's I've ever read!
mmmPoptarts 6
"... Ya know... just chillin'"
ClassyCommando 13
"This is an intervention, Kyle...we're very concerned about you."
TheDrifter 24
She should have just said "You" and went from there.
amrik 11
Or that she was making a U turn?
ClassyCommando 13
It's not a u-turn if you pull into a driveway...that's a three-point turn.
Jezlovespink 5
Ive dont u turns from drive ways and cul-de-sacs!!!
Daggertrout 6
Smooth. You could have turned it around in your favor though.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
"Oops, I thought this was my friend's house!" Or Act like you were using his driveway to turn around in? That's just really awkward... I hope you came up with a good cover.
xxxInsanexxx 9
Why is this in the catagory of kids? XD
alycion 39
Who else would do something like this but a kid?
darkgodxvx 4
11- I would just like to point out that disregarding someone's argument for "talk lik dys" does not make it invalid, merely ignored. Validity is separate from grammar. ( It can be noted that persuasive merit is strongly linked to proper prose, however. )
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
157- You sound pretty obnoxious. Honestly, I'm not changing it, so I'm not even going to pretend to care about your "correction". I should probably put something in there about pricks like you though, shouldn't I?
kay2810 9
Should have been like, "oh this is your house? Mine looks exactly the same!"
wild_n_out 8
That's terrible advice. Please do not give yourself a round of applause.
Cad6 24
I pity the fools who try to write a funny comment and then get thumbed down by ******* god's wrath because their comment was simply idiotic.
R3TROxLOV3 32
All that would accomplish would be to make her look like even more of an idiot.
murdersquirrel 15
LOL "I love sports, my favorites ones include basketball"
bingababe 16
The basketball comment and the Bieber hanging next to her explain everything.
kay2810 9
Okay so how did the subject turn from the FML to making fun of me? I think it's starting to get a little uncalled for.
jedpotts 1
So funny.....
imustbeinsane 2
126- People on the internet can be cruel at times, but dont take it personally we all do it from time to time. Even you will find yourself being a judgemental asshole one day to some poor unsuspecting bastard. Anyway, I forgot what the FML was...
Dracoboxer357 36
126- Kay, shake it off, forget about it. It's just people talking, don't let it bother you. I didn't think much of your comment either honestly, but you shouldn't be concerned with what I/we think. Just do better next time, no worries. Chin up! :)
Daiyuki 5
It turned to making fun of you because you made a dumbass comment. Did you really need to ask?
VioletLife 18
"oops, just turning around.."
emit97 8
That's what I would have said
asherm 15
That's what I was thinking
Bullpine 11
Except she probably got out of the car
LynetteVance 2
" I was gonna ask if I could use the restroom.. "
RadPenny 6
Well that's one way to do it I guess.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Tell him you've been living in his basement for the last year
The_Hitdude 12
^Dafuq? Isn't that what he said?
Jakesterk96 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You should just tell him...*head blows up from over repeated comment*
ALpein 0
Or tell him you have a strange fetish for pooping on rich looking driveways. Then just drive off.
thisiscat 14
I don't see why this would ever be a good idea.
DeadxManxWalking 27
You pulled over to give him your number.
The_Hitdude 12
^Okay, the first your I thought you were being an idiot...now I realize that you're just a troll. Can the staff do anything about this before he becomes too much of a nuisance?
MrJoshster123 2
In his drive? XD
smileygirl1201 0
Good idea
michellenKG 5
Smooth.