Today, I rescheduled my doctor's appointment for a tetanus shot to go camping with my friends. While running on a path at the camp site, I stepped on a rusty nail that went right through my shoe and into my foot. Maybe I should have kept my appointment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML
Today, I went on a camping trip. I already had a bad back, and then the guy in charge took us on a hike. My shoes were too small, and now I'm hobbling around with a bad back and foot. Every time I limp, it hurts my back, but if I walk normally, it hurts my foot. FML
Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML
Today, mere hours after getting my knee out of plaster and walking normally again, I stepped on a giant nail, which went through my shoe and came out of the top of my foot. Surgery on the splintered bone, bandages, and no putting weight on it for at least 2 weeks. Here I go again. FML
Today, years after I stepped on a nail and had the wound stitched, I got an X-ray. I've had serious trouble walking, and it turns out I had 2.5 inches of nail living in the sole of my foot, stabbing up into my ankle joint. I now need major surgery. FML
Today, I was accidently stabbed in the shin with a pen, right before a long weekend. It will need stitches. FML
Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML
Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML
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SUSAltd 0
*it hurt just reading it
SUSAltd 0
It just reading it... ouch. FYL, hope it gets better.
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SUSAltd 0
It just reading it... ouch. FYL, hope it gets better.
NightlightPL0X 0
YDI for not having diclonious vectors.
kewlcat 0
but if you kept the appointment and missed the trip, you wouldnt have stepped on the nail at all , thus not needing the shot. PARADOX.
KumoFF7 3
YDI for not having invincibility.
trollskitroll 0
YDI for being a douche.
Tobe_fml 0
YDI for trusting Obama.
unkinged44 0
Since he isent he should use the chuck norris method. Glare at your foot until it heals
wtfyouresocute 0
HAHAA
sockmonkey560 0
haha yep! thats wat i was thinking too! plus doctor appiontments are boring and shots hurt so there u go. but fyl hope its okay that really sux
DameGreyWulf 1
LOL 22 has a point. But really, you shouldn't cancel doctor appointments... I mean isn't your health a bit more important than something you can do pretty much at any time? Unless you never get to spend time with your friends EVER...
mezentius 0
A camping trip is generally much harder to reschedule than a doctor's appointment.
qetzacoatl122112 0
#48... I'm pretty sure that going to the doctors and getting a shot > dying a slow and painful death by tetanus... But that's just my opinion
DameGreyWulf 1
But I'm sure the doctor's appointment was scheduled before the camping trip was, yes?
ilovefatcats 12
lolzz
azhein 0
can't you get the shot after words and it will be just fine?
ceinaworus 0
yeah, so it doesn't actually matter WHEN he got the shot...
SUSAltd 0
*it hurt just reading it
saailaway 0
ugh ahh i can't even read it cuz it gives me the chillz
Laeffy 19
First time I've ever seen the same person get both top comments .-.
tingting1 0
ahaha yeah.. probably should've too late now
DieterDerBlau 0
LOL I stepped on a rusty nail right AFTER gettin a tet shot yrs ago... STBY!
mcdys 0
haha, that sucks fyl
Knight05 0
Wow like ur going to die overnight seriously quit crying AND man up dude nobody cares.
pinkfrogsoup 0
wow your cool. if nobody cared then why do so many people come on here to entertain themselves? Its just something to pass the time and you dont need to be such a jerk to the them. that really does suck.
ConnorMichelle 0
your a ********
UniUni 20
You cared enough to write this
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
Go now D:
glassisass 0
happened to me once. it was probably worse than what you got. because the nail i stepped on was pretty bid and i didnt have any shoes on and it was a rusty nail.... it was infront of my house. i was walking my dog in the yard....
AAAAHHHH12 2
Okay, I shivered when I read that. *shivers* Dx
Sora8745 2
I moderated this! And ouch, that must suck. FYL.
Nightfallz 0
this seems to convient to be real. I'm calling fake. and rusty nails in the woods?? really?? where do you live new jersey?
xoprettystars 0
it says Rhode island. and in many hiking trails you will find rusty nails, like markers for a trail. maybe one of these fell off.