Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML
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Top comments
dlistedfreak 14
YDI, why make a guy judge you from where you live than who you really are. Hope you had a good excuse for pulling up to his place.
mmmPoptarts 6
"... Ya know... just chillin'"
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Comments (221)
EpicBanana1645 0
Hahahahaha sucks for u! Thats soooo embarrasing!
BobbieH 19
That's what you get for being fake and a liar. You are who you are, accept it or make changes; but pretending is never an acceptable option. No one ever wants a liar! YDI
BlackNinja787 6
You should have just said you pulled into his drive way to turn around. People do that all the time.
Axlaxxx 2
Hey brooke...some 'hot' quarterbacks have fml too
Cablo_Gubla 2
Impress him with your driving skill rather than some over sized, slapped together, expensive house. I'm sure if you drifted beautifully around a corner, or got your vehicle up on 2 wheels he'd have been far more impressed.
HaniahAhmad 0
lol your stupid for that a guy will want you because of having a big house.. YDI
Benelli_SkM 0
Dumbass. What do you think would happen if it wasn't his house, and you two started dating or something, and he came over for dinner and realized that it wasn't your house? God. People are dumb sometimes.
tpmanley 1
ur a retard
xxooiloveyou 0
"I am just sitting in my car, what are YOU doing, sir?"
tpalzkill52 5
Your too young get off fml