Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML
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dlistedfreak 14
YDI, why make a guy judge you from where you live than who you really are. Hope you had a good excuse for pulling up to his place.
mmmPoptarts 6
"... Ya know... just chillin'"
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Comments (221)
SoultheWolf 19
To impress him? Am I the only person here that is considering, "What if he really thought it was her house and then when he asks to come over he sees she's a lying bitch."?
Albarufus 13
Out of all places?! Omg!
Slimma 20
So to try to impress you decide... pull into an expensive driveway? YDI. come on now... why is it that you have to lie to try to impress someone? Why isn't the truth enough anymore? If they aren't impressed with the truth then they aren't impressed and you move on. Simple as that.
Skaterdrew 0
LOL! Be like: What are you doing in my driveway? Then in his confusion drive away?
shovelface1990 4
Ydi for thinking a brain dead football player who obviously gets whatever he wants from mommy and daddy is hot. Both o you are wastes of air.
crazyluvbug 8
Just be like,"oh we'll my car was making a really weird noise so I pulled over, can you maybe take a look or help me?" But in all seriousness...if you are stupid enough to try and pull this off, I bet you were too dumb to come up with a good excuse!
dbearr 0
I wanna know what your response was...
Dracoboxer357 36
^ I have a feeling that you already do. OP: "..................uh........." If she covered her ass better or at all, an fml, it may not have become. ;P Instead, she froze, then bolted in shame, likely.
jbloogle 10
Say you were trying to turn your car around silly.
vbmg152 19
Dumbass! I don't even know what to say to this except you deserved it!!!
agreedtodisagree 4
Yeah, it really sucks when that happens.