Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML
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dlistedfreak 14
YDI, why make a guy judge you from where you live than who you really are. Hope you had a good excuse for pulling up to his place.
mmmPoptarts 6
"... Ya know... just chillin'"
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Comments (221)
becko 5
I would have said a friend said she lived there n was probably playing a prank on you since she knows that you have a crush on him. have a good laugh about it with him n work your magic after that.
berichsoon 11
What re u doing? Umm selling cookies but I don't have any cookies right now
hilary56 0
I don't see how living in a "expensive-looking house" is "impressive"? Like at all? Some of the richest people are unattractive so either way it doesn't help you. You deserved it! & if you wanted to impress him so bad, how is he supposed to know who the driver in front I him is you!?!
Calyx_fml 22
At which point you cue the bow-chicka-bow-wow.
mholodnak 0
It not about what you have unless ur that materialistic
Sabrewulf 8
Stupid, just stupid...
lolxlolx3 0
Lmfao! Wow just- just wow. I would've been like woops wrong adress :X
Coffeebang 17
I hope you had a good excuse
williamcarter93 13
well, hell, you couldn't ever keep that lie up...you should have just told him the actual reason. Also, a bit of advice...people like it less if they find out you lied, even if you tried to make yourself look good.
RadioOctopus 16
"A huge dizziness had just hit me while I was driving, So got worried and stopped to get some air real quick."