Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML
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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to cuddle as we usually do. To prepare for this, the first thing I always do is dive into bed. This time, I felt something squishy under the covers, and screamed when I saw it was a Fleshlight. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, it was my first time with a new boyfriend. We had sex in my living room. He asked if he could "eat my pussy." This has became my parakeet's new favorite phrase. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML
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fenceme235 0
Hope he ment yours
spyman178 0
Meow
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Comments (169)
GypsyRover 0
I would tell him you have 3 holes,and he has only 1 ****. Let his inconsiderate ass do the math! Then tell him,you know what he means!
stemlesbian84 0
Agreed!! Hahaha
perdix 31
Cuddling is the lobby of the happy place. It's the room you have to go through to get to the inner sanctum of the happy place.
redheather 0
Cuddling is for milk toast eating, watered down, bored married men.
perdix 31
#115. Whoa! I always thought etiquette required cuddling, at least after sex. I didn't get the memo that this has changed. So, you're saying that, to be a real, exciting man, we'd **** and then I'd jump up and say, "That was great, bye!" and go do something else? Really?! Wow, it's a whole, new world!
im_irish 0
I like the way your boyfriend thinks
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
OP...it could of been worse... "Nah, it's when I'm with my man".... so be happy when he says pussy!
Sciencefun 0
At least he didnt say his gay place was with one of your friends...
Sciencefun 0
I meant happy, not gay
JinxosGirl87 0
Unfortunately my BF would say cuddling with me is his happy place and mine is anywhere we're having sex. I'm the guy of the relationship -.-
lexx769 0
Haha ikr?!:)
redheather 0
Yeah! I mean WTF is up with these guys who have women who want to have sex with them a lot, and they just aren't into it? Testosterone must be at dangerously low levels! ;)
mcerin 10
Omg me too.
rogerover 19
Wow. Maybe you like it that way. Wouldn't be that difficult to find a man with a bit more of a libido but you must be happy cause you're still with him.
purebliss7 6
at least he was honest.
japtch 15
Tl;dr: OP set him up for failure.
pppooppp 5
At least he's honest.