Today, I went with my girlfriend to her parents' house. They told me I smelled of cheap vodka. When I told them I worked in a bio lab and used ethanol a lot, they said I was too stupid to do anything like that. My girlfriend broke up with me because her parents think I'm a drunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML
Today, my parents lectured me about how my girlfriend will ruin my life, because she's a single mom, a recovering alcoholic, and has chronic health issues. Apparently, I should be with their friend's rude, trashy daughter, who can't keep a job, and goes on a drunken, drug-fueled bender every other week. I'm 31. FML
Today, it's been 2 weeks since I took my girlfriend to meet my friends, and they made her play a drinking game. A question she had to answer was about me and how she liked my hygiene, because her ex had terrible hygiene and never wiped his ass. Today she dumped me for him, so now to my friends I'm the guy who is lower than the skidmarks guy. FML
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
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airbornerose 0
Wow. Sounds like the girlfriend is the idiot.
null_fml 11
I think there's more to this story than a 300-character-limit allows. (or whatever number it actually is)
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Comments (90)
airbornerose 0
Wow. Sounds like the girlfriend is the idiot.
shelbtron 0
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YDI for not showering
USMC_Marine 0
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Umm how come when I left a comment about vodka 2 fmls copied me That's a good thing because they are all retards
kab000m 0
Sometimes reading comments reminds people of things that happened in the past, so they post them. Not that unreasonable :P.
z_vet 0
So are her parents IMO.
fckinbowdown 0
ya if your gf is too stupid to understand that you work in a bio lab and thinks your an alcoholic because her parents say so, then she's too dumb for you to date. so **** her and find someone that can intellectually satisfy you
alsgirl 24
Well said
rayrayIAIL 0
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This sounds fake-ish
lem0n_lim3 0
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Yeah, this reeks of fake. First, parents wouldn't say to his face that he's stupid, especially not when they just met him and he had a perfect explaination, and second, the girlfriend would have to be a complete bitch for breaking up with him over that when she knew that he wasn't a drunk.
DameGreyWulf 1
Parents hate their children's current boy/girlfriends to their faces all the time. Also, it could be this was not the OP's first time over. It may be the OP's first time over soon after getting off work. Also also, you must not have been around FML long enough to realize just how much of a bitch/bastard people can be.
cheeter 0
why wouldn't the parents say it to his face? there are people who will criticize you by the way you look. ex. a neighbor said that I rang her doorbell and ran away and she got it on camera. When I looked at the tape I saw my friends ( they're white. I'm black.) and I playing outside and a little 6 year old boy hiding from him. He did it 3 times.
BlackJewel 0
oh come on people are just stupid ..
null_fml 11
I think there's more to this story than a 300-character-limit allows. (or whatever number it actually is)
raulen 0
if she was worth your two cents, she wouldnt be so gullible and shallow minded. Be glad you didnt waste too much of your time with this little girl
nolimit909 0
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you should still bang her just to get ass
sgtwaffles2424 0
yup agree
farhil 14
You are obviously both virgins.
Rainhawk94 27
point for #128
0connor01 0
what douchey parents
DameGreyWulf 1
What... but... surely she knew where you worked? How could she just break up with you because her parents were wrong? How fail of her. She is nothing but her parents' puppet. Watch them force her to become a doctor or some prestigious job like that, because it was their dream.
thejerk56 8
you just hit the nail on the head.
UberFail79 0
Or watch her become one of those annoying rebellious girls who goes out and gets pregnant just to "piss off Mommy and Daddy". God, I hate those kinds of people.
nananabatann 0
It's okay. You're free from a stupid girl with stupid parents.
marz88 0
I hate parents (well not really). Same thing kinda happened to me. FYL for her not asking you for the story as well. I can understand wanting your parents to like your bf etc. But that was wrong you are probably better off.
edomaesushi 0
Why did the she help you? I think If she is your girlfriend , she should to do this.