Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML
Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea, all over my husband's legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
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FalloutScrolls 25
At least it was only a fart. It could have scared the shit out of you, but you're tough like that, OP.
Kieranr10 23
Try and keep this out of the wedding speech
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Comments (24)
__justayy 12
This just made my day LMFAOOO literally the funniest thing I've seen today
IorvethTheXolo 8
Once you're married, the two of you won't think twice about farting in front of each other. If you're not already living together, you'll learn that you'll have to get really comfortable with each other really fast or else life is a whole lot more inconvenient. It's pretty awesome to be with someone who doesn't make you feel bad for any of the things ALL of our bodies do as a natural part of life.
SweetestHeart93 18
did yall laugh about it after? i know me being me if that happened i would laugh it off and my bf would laugh it off and then maybe afterwards pick on me BUT HEY thats love for ya :) as long as ur both comfortable with each other then ur FINEEEEEEEEE !!!! :D
donuts678 25
You are literally scared of your own shadow
expireance 8
Boo you screamed and farted
real_philo 1
Hmmm I agree your life sucks now u have to spend another 100 years waiting or new love
andrmac 25
**** his life what the hell!
GokuSS400 18
Certainly one way to ruin his mood…
frontmanmike 14
If my fiancée did this, it would change nothing. Love is unconditional, OP, you're cool.