Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
Today, my wife bumped into my ex-girlfriend from before we met. My wife said that she’s glad she's hotter than her, and we laughed. She has now mentioned this every hour since then, and now insists I list the reasons why she’s hotter. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML
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Top comments
stingray112 24
Well maybe in looks but she could turn out to be a complete bitch and you may be awesome so I wouldn't sweat it. Everyone has their preferences.
Luka_Banana 13
what?
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Comments (21)
stingray112 24
Well maybe in looks but she could turn out to be a complete bitch and you may be awesome so I wouldn't sweat it. Everyone has their preferences.
phantomxbg 17
Sorry, tell someone that they keep saying that OP, if the same lie pls keep doing that, it's bullying.
Luka_Banana 13
what?
JETarchitect 32
I think you mean please stop doing that....
Ramb0 20
Well that's school for you...just gotta pick yourself back up
gatorclay97 28
Pics or it didn't happen
ham_spam 17
That's the most stupid thing I have read all day
scyth3s 13
Most stupidest indeed.
zaidthunder1 27
Boys like shiny new things.
Estelle101_fml 13
I feel you OP, I have an unofficial twin, who everyone says is prettier than me and dresses better. But I'm the nicer one, so one spreads rumors about me.
embarass 14
Hotter. Meaning you're still pretty hot. And that's their opinion, there might be someone in that class who is like "no way, you're the hottest", instead. Don't get down.
Misskreher 30
tere can only be one. Kill her.
ham_spam 17
Kill her kill her with fire
zugunru 3
wow... tell everyone who says that that they just became the more asshole version of themselves
caitlincrc 16
Suck on that! Ayayayayay!