Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML
Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea, all over my husband's legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
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Top comments
FalloutScrolls 25
At least it was only a fart. It could have scared the shit out of you, but you're tough like that, OP.
Kieranr10 23
Try and keep this out of the wedding speech
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Comments (24)
Kieranr10 23
Try and keep this out of the wedding speech
ThrottleJockey 36
No way, this must be shared!
KungFuJack3 16
That's one way to play dirty...
FalloutScrolls 25
At least it was only a fart. It could have scared the shit out of you, but you're tough like that, OP.
arano 29
If that would've happened they would've had a whole new set of problems. And sheets, hopefully.
DeadxManxWalking 27
I'm trying to picture this in my head
TMO2142 25
Um... could have been worse?? Alot worse
Tripartita 45
Am I the only one wondering which position they're in? She can reach up to his cheek and cast a shadow on herself, but then she can also fart on him. It sounds really healthy for her spine.
JETarchitect 32
she was sitting in his lap with the light behind him......
Tripartita 45
Ah, that makes sense. I was imagining one of them lying down and got confused.
stingray112 24
He's your husband I doubt he cared that much That's pretty hilarious though.
squizzlebee 19
Exactly, I mean if it was a first date I'd be pretty embarrassed about something like that, but when you're in a longterm relationship things like farting are pretty normal, they can actually be pretty funny sometimes >< I wouldn't sweat it OP, he's your fiancé and presumably loves you for you, I'm sure he's used to you having bodily functions :p
deathrise007 22
This is honestly hilarious. At least you both will have something to laugh at in the future.
Blizz18 14
Scared of your own shadow.
slothstronaught 11
Hopefully it didn't kill the mood. Just role with it.