Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML
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Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
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lrb081 0
what did you expect? few things rank above sex... and bacon is one of them lol
Mx_Rider 6
p.s have him eat a baconater while he bones u doggystyle :D
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Comments (86)
ZacharyorAndrew 0
ydi for not staying abstinent
fadoodlemynoodle 0
YDI for not being able to make him a sammich
glitterbabe224 0
no shitt. baconatorrs are hellla good!
missdisasta 0
I'm so tires of hearing fml like this.I know if I don't like I don't have to read it.but come on this is even half as bad compared to the other worse fml on here.I just wished ppl wouldn't complain oh my bf doesn't sound like this when we sleep.stfu
runawaygrl 0
youre kinda a ***** to sleep with him at all
Gothicandy 3
Welcome to my life.
thecorporation 4
But of course. The Baconator, in all its greasy glory, is by far more pleasurable than intercourse of any kind.
JimTheDrummer 0
Maybe you should have a baconator on your belly when he eats you. Or invest in baconator flavored lube or something. Lol worked for my girl! ;)
One3 0
You should wrap you cooch in bacon
ElSkaterGuy 2
It's bacon. What do you expect?