Today, and ever since my boyfriend discovered what a rimjob is, it’s all he’s been asking for, no matter how many times I say no. I can’t be the only one who finds the thought of licking a butthole disgusting and vomit-inducing. Take the hint, no means no. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend wants to lick my butthole. How do I respond to that? I am genuinely confused and disgusted. FML
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that it's "disgusting" to wash your "rear end" and that he has never, and will never, do it. FML
Today, a bit buzzed, I finally gave in to my boyfriend's request and gave him a rimjob. I was licking away when I suddenly realized what I was doing, leapt off the bed, and ran to the toilet to puke. FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to do doggy style anymore because I, and I quote, "have a weird looking butthole, it’s not dirty or anything, it’s just the strangest butthole I’ve ever seen, it’s really distracting." So now, I’m not only self-conscious about my small boobs, but my ugly asshole too. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." FML
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Top comments
AzraelAngelus 15
If he can’t respect you enough to accept no you should dump him
RichardPencil 32
Tell him to give you one first. If he calls your bluff, fart in his face and run far away!
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Comments (9)
AzraelAngelus 15
If he can’t respect you enough to accept no you should dump him
Justkidding100 41
tell no unless he waxes, bleaches, and douches it. if he does all that he really might be that eager but at least his hole will be sparkly clean for you. all about compromise
D J's MOM 17
if he can't respect your boundaries, it may be time to rethink your relationship.
RichardPencil 32
Tell him to give you one first. If he calls your bluff, fart in his face and run far away!
xxWTFxx1981 23
If you don't give it to him someone else will atleast he is just a boyfriend and not a husband.
Hangryko 32
Tell him he should know that nagging until you give in is not truly consent. If he doesn't like your "no," he can leave.
sixxis 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Your boyfriend is telling you he wants a man
1known 34
That’s the stupidest comment.
protoskore 27
try getting him interested in pegging instead
metroido 21
Grow up.