Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, I had to sit and listen to a coworker tell me about how disappointed she is her daughter is a lesbian and wondering if anyone still does those "pray it away" camps. I work in HR so I couldn’t even call her an evil, bigoted witch, because I know I’m the one who’d lose my job. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me, "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML
Today, I was in the Walmart parking lot listening to some music in my car and some lady comes up to me and say, “Boy, the music you listen to is so unholy, I think you need some Jesus in your life.” FML
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hidinginthesky 0
smart kid :)
pertained 12
hey, dyslexics are teeple poo.
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Comments (85)
kruschev33 0
hey that is how Jesus would speak
mutinykitty 18
I've been a councillor, kids like that are a nuissance, they can ruin the whole camp experience for everyone. FYL
illmatic2 16
At the camp That I went to, the counselors would beat the shit out of you if you're caught cussing. I suggest you try that out.
lifecontroller 2
Let them speak anyway they want. Its summer and a time for us to relax and fun instead of beung controlled by people like u
VALUHH13 0
hahaha.. kids.
xC0urtneyx 6
I don't see how the OP deserved this. The OP was only doing his/her job. The people working there were probably told how to deal with children who swear.
aclark106277 0
that is why I'm atheist...... camps like that turn kids evil
Sirin_fml 47
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