Username
United States
Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
Virginia Beach, United States
Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML
Anonymous
Barnsley, United Kingdom
Unpleasant
Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML
flipflop
United States
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Susan
Canada
Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Anonymous
United States
Symphony
Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML
Anonymous
Queens Village, United States
Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Tension
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
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SirBedevere 0
That's called male bonding.
juston_p 1
*pfft* *brrght* Noooooo!!! you're off key.
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Comments (154)
obsydian_fml 3
Perfect harmony :)
mrbaka 4
a little father son bonding time ..wonder which one will stink more..lol
Idonebeenhad 17
Peter Griffin vs Michael Moore
Iamnotmyself 17
I hope to God your father isn't Chuck Norris, because if he is, we are all doomed.
futtbuck101 1
Are you Meg?
rallets 23
#7 dammit, beat me to it >:(
dolphincheddar 10
yes nobody could ever reenact the symphony of beautful sounds from Peter and michaels asses
YourEvilHero 12
it could have been worse. you could have walked in on incest
theaws0m3guy 4
Pure bliss. :)
FunnyWeasel 7
Join the fun!
swimchica22 0
stink bomb
FunnyWeasel 7
Join the fun
wolflover44 5
What would posses men to ever want to do that? Burping songs is funny. I don't get the farting thing. It's a bit disgusting...
Keyman1212 14
When I read "walked in on..." I thought this was going to involve father and son 69ing. Is there something wrong with me?
fooldaddyswag 3
shut up stop tryin to be funny
aardvarkish 17
"Buy the world a Coke" comes to mind...
zendaddy0 0
I all of a sudden want to harmonize my fart to a techno song dubstep fart womp womp womp womp womp
Sacurason 0
They may have harmonized them, but they were still out of tune ;)
katiekatie412 4
Kodak moment
jesernoob 13
lol
ImFrackinBored 13
I fail to see how this is deserved... As far as i can tell you can't pick your family... But that had to be funny as hell...
scrapmetal58 9
I thought it would be something sexual when I started reading this FML. I'm not sure if I was disappointed or relieved. Or both.
z620 0
I see no FML in this...
prince122 0
does this remind any one of family guy
volley4eva1698 0
id buy that songg! makin moola with farts
hiyourcute 0
That's a skill you can take right to America's Got Talent.
TheresNoEffingwa 7
Family guy!!
alexg823 0
I hope you don't autotune it.
diceplaya 12
The problem here is?... That's awesome!
StopDropNRoll 11
I would say the problem is he/she didn't join. now harmonizing 3 farts would have made the show ^
KatieLov3sChu 4
lol get some ear and nose plugs asap
joooeee 3
or butt plugs
CatEyes66 0
I say put a zip tie around the trigger of a Febreeze air freshener bottle and throw it in the stink room like a grenade. Just make sure you run away after throwing it.
SirBedevere 0
That's called male bonding.
GuitarFail123 9
epic win^(>^-^)>
redbluegreen 41
Every time you announce an "epic win", you come that much closer to having your pelvis shatter into a million pieces against your skull.
xJudii 5
That's really gross.
nikl 6
No it is awesome
MissRoxiie 12
walk out the room and run for the febreeze, one of womens most precious weapon against mens.
EmyB_fml 8
I know, I bet that just smelled lovely
Nerry_fml 0
mens...nice
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Febreeze=The men de-stink-o-nator
Yarrachel 16
Are they going to get in a contest with Peter Griffin and Michael Moore?
wowlol727 0
they wuld lose....
StudMuffinette 17
You sir, deserve a medal.
stuart169 3
Nice Lol
holybuckets 0
Aw. Bonding time :)
niswisk 3
wish my family was like that lol
papaicey 0
me too
juston_p 1
*pfft* *brrght* Noooooo!!! you're off key.
valdancer99 0
hahahahahhahahahahhahahha this made me laugh so hard
redbluegreen 41
"Now you're coming in too flat!"
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Ahahahaha Everyone just take a mo to visualize your bro/dad in that scene. LMAO.