Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Own it
Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Oops.
Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Desks are so judgmental these days!
Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
On a scale of 1 to Annoying…
Today, I was telling my friend how much I love my 20-year-old kitchen scale, because it has this one handy function that even new ones don’t have. Later, my mom melted it on the stove and isn’t even convinced she should buy me a new one. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
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kruzito 0
Time to buy a bigger one!
shovels 0
Jog to the store and buy a new one...
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Comments (209)
alwaysbored13 14
Now that's a sign ...
newburton13 26
Dude, I'm sorry, but that's the point when you gotta get your ass in gear. You're going to get diabetes if you keep that up.
drdingus 27
Dun worry, Its all gun b k. *pat pat*
masaconteh2 0
It probably broke because it couldn't hold your awesomeness lol
BVBARMY1238 9
And this is where that 'Yo Mama' Joke started
jeffandjeff 22
No pity, go excercise.
i_needa_username 17
It was probably a cheapskate scale
random2212 16
Hahahahahahahah FATASS
Nick Guida 5
Sorry, one person on the scale at a time