Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML
Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML
Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I borrowed my adopted mom's laptop and found out that either her, my dad, or both of them, have been trying to research legal ways of un-adopting me and giving me back to the foster care system. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my parents said that we're moving back to Los Angeles. I'm so fucking pissed off because in the couple of years since we moved to a tiny town, I've become a different person and love my new life. This is just completely undoing everything I've been through and they won't let me move in with my new best friend. FML
Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
hedgehogs 0
This is awful. I hope you find some other adults that you can be close to and take an interest in you. Please remember that this about them and not you; it's their selfishness and neglect, not because you are not a worthwhile person. I am so sorry to hear this.
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
well, once they settle there, send them a big box of cookies, make them yourself, add whatever you wish to add.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (183)
lilmissfckinawsm 0
I'm so sorry! Your parents are awful people... If your lucky their plane will crash on their way to there new home!
Trooth 13
soooo sorry that happened :( your parents are really mean and unthiughtful. I hope that they realize what they did was wrong and feel horrible. but what comes around goes around so they prob. won't have a fun time in Australia. hope you make lots of really good friends who support you and love you lots at school.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Your parents sent you away to be safe from the bombing. Look for a large armoire with a door in the back to a magical place. Bring a gun.
tisiphone_fml 0
This ^^^ is the definition of win.
clatchy 0
@lilmiss ur hot
Maddoctor 10
She's also only 13. Yay jailbait.
Starchild21 3
Wow Megan's Law alert _________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
I_piss_red_bull 0
FAKEEEEE! you cant just "live" in austrillia. immigrants can only livve for one year. then they wont allow you to renew.
fireandice27 0
Ummmmm............ what????????? So you're saying that they'll get kicked out after a year, because they can't renew their visa? As an Aussie, I'm just gonna say right now that's not the way it works. I really hope I'm mistaken in my interpretation of your comment, because at the moment it looks as if you are a complete and utter moron.
saturday123 0
Wow! This is the worst FML I have read! Even sending a kid to boarding school seems cold and harsh to me.I think Prince Harry and Prince William were sent off too, so maybe you could use that to help make yourself strong. Lots of the rich and famous get sent to boarding schools for one reason or another. Make a good friend or two, or as many as you can and they will be your family now. Stick together. Another really good strategy when you find yourself alone at boarding school, college, etc. is to immediately join a club or team and stick with it. They will automatically become your close group and you won't be so alone. I hope your new step mom is the best!
gvalino 0
fff
Julius8122 0
You will be better off without those fucknuts... I hope they get eaten by a wallaby.
freaksintraining 0
You go dude! I totally agree!!! I feel so sorry for u girly. U hav awful parents!!! :(
unluckyducky94 0
oh dear me, that sounds so bad. sorry to hear this. maybe you should talk about it properly with your parents. by the sound of them i think your better off without em. *hug* xox
tedwin223 0
cookie dough laxatives fake guilt letter=good revenge