Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
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LMFAOallthetime 8
That happens to me too! Hate it, sorry op! D:
tony1891 22
did he tell you he loves you too?
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Comments (108)
xPlayerofDeathx 0
Maybe he's gay? Who knows. Eh, sorry OP.
perdix 31
Really? Because that's how the majority of pornos begin.
courtneyschrader 0
I do that when I'm texting and listening to music at the same time.. Sucks .
AbbyAbyss 5
I do that when I'm talking and texting. Once I was texting my friend and I said, "I really don't want to pickles." Because I was telling my mom what I wanted on my hamburger.
AbbyAbyss 5
Noor! Ezio is ashamed!
soccergurrll 8
AWKWARD! I've done that talking to a friend before. It's not that big of a deal(;
perdix 31
Sure, Noor, although my lines might be cheesy and I seem kind of crusty, I'll try to get saucy with you. If you're nice to me, I'll give you some extra toppings at no additional charge ;). And I guarantee I'll take longer than 30 minutes, or your "pizza" is free.
reddudeover 2
The beginning of pizza guy porno. Bom chika womp womp.
skoob1 12
Prostitutes as therapists, eh? I can imagine in the midst of their session, "how does that make you Feel?"
perdix 31
#41, Screw Ezio! He didn't go the extra mile to find all-beef pepperoni for Noor, but I did.
hateevryone 15
It was an accident.