Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML
Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML
Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML
Today, my mother told me how she managed to afford all of the expensive Christmas presents we got. She took out extra money when applying for my student loans. FML
Today, my sister couldn't find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML
Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I could borrow $20 since I don’t get paid until Friday. She responded with, “Why don’t you return those packages that arrived this week from your online shopping sprees?” FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
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Top comments
clumsyjazzy 0
ugh, my sisters steal my money always! very annoying! FYL!
Hunts160 5
go ahead and give it to her. then when she's not around take $100
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Comments (112)
castle_grayskull 0
sucks to be you
me199 0
Your sister sounds hot
ImaginaryFoe 1
I agree with #1. Tell your sister to pay you back immediately and her lack of funds is not your problem.
mylifeblows32 0
have her eat you out to pay back the debt
mylifeblows32 0
have her eat you out to pay back the debt
me199 0
hahahaha #52 thats so wrong but so funny
newmanlyman3 8
just say : witch reminds me strip down to nothing and screw me or I call police
YeahFMLxX 0
yeah, just go give yourself the stranger and get over youself..
ISLIM_SHADYI 0
I agree with #24
ipodhacker11208 0
dude u get only 20 bucks for christmas
repyourcliche 0
i'm going to guess that since we are in mid-february... the rest has been spent?
idoc300 11
I have a brother that always takes my money, once he took eighty dollars from me without my consent and went to see a movie with his girlfriend and his best friend.
itsucks12 0
not an fml, she will most likely pay you pay.
Lightslei 0
I do lend money to family though. It has a 100% interest rate every 24 hours, it insures I usually get it back in the same day.
Rosalie_Haostn 0
^ hahaha I do the SAME thing! very high intrest.
clumsyjazzy 0
ugh, my sisters steal my money always! very annoying! FYL!
hXcsoccerplaya 0
kind of what I was thinking. problem solved.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Sorry, it's non-refundable. -.-
kerrygirl 13
see.....not take......borrow......totally different!!
fisheatsbear 6
what 9 year old do you know that has a job
andrewsm24 0
you're as wise as you are beautiful snickers <3
xundria 5
Andrews... she's obviously not wise, as op said she has a job, obviously she's atleast a teenager, 15 therefor nullifying the whole section about being young.
Rosalie_Haostn 0
intrest for sure!
natedog193 0
23 are you serious?!?...ew
htownlove 0
lol she is not wise nor beautiful
boots9491 0
snicker you need to get laid everything you say is bitchy. siblings steal from eachother all the time. it doesn't mean their is something wrong with them.
boots9491 0
snickerdoodle is an ugly bitch that always has a snotty dumb thing to say like she is god and knows everything
boots9491 0
haha my comments keep getting deleted probably because snickerdoodle needs a schlong in her life
Sirin_fml 47
Boots, you look like an idiot continuing this bashing even after being moderated. Stop, drop, and roll.
psychoxxxinvader 3
Is it me or is nearly everyone on this site an idiot?
BritishHobo 0
#51: Definitely not just you. The FML comments are filled with people that would get thrown off of 4chan for being too retarded.
Darraghscoot 0
why are you always like 5th or 6th comment?
Rosalie_Haostn 0
good question 58
Gourmet_Taco 0
Good one.
sleephunters 8
No,#51, you're clearly the only idiot here.
MadaZer0 8
Do not speak of 4chan here!!!
andrewsm24 0
I'm SO serious. She's GORGEOUS and BRILLIANT
ISLIM_SHADYI 0
I am pulling the "Soul Card" the next time Snickerdoodles comments.
skiier4life 1
snickerdoodle is ugly
ISLIM_SHADYI 0
u put it damn straight I posted a FML about her go find it and approve it it's by me!
Darkdeity9194 0
I would probably take all her money If she did that. and to show family love, sign up for drug rehab
roxiefab 0
really? you r an idiot!!
monster_tamer 11
@Psychoxxxinvader: That's crossed my mind more than once, to be honest.
IronLionZion_fml 0
snikerfucks, your so dumb
ilovenina 0
# 41 is correct.
ilovenina 0
snickerdoodles the guy complimented you, but ugly bitches like u turn it down, that's the only person that will ever call u pretty and u rejected the dude.
vtranchitella14 3
well, that is probably a good thing because he could be really 49 3/7 years old picking lint out of his stomach smoking pot
pattheaninal 9
lol. sucks man. next time, give her monopoly money.
polico_wolf 0
And you gave it to her because...? YDI
Shutupandread 0
Please learn to read. The OP didn't give it to her sister, she stole it....
Omnigeek6 1
"please learn to read." ^ WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Honeycat221 0
you onl had 20$ for x-mas money? YDI
dropdeaddani 0
Or, you know, that could have been the LAST of her Christmas money, not the only amount she had laying around. Or, for all we know, that could have been part of it. FYL though, OP. If your sister has a job, she's gotta be at least 15-16, so she knows stealing is wrong, no excuses. What the hell is she doing that requires her to need at least $70?
Intoxicunt 6
Exactly. Not everyone spends their money the day they get it. She could have gotten say, $100 from someone for Christmas, then had the remainder in her wallet. In fact, I'm willing to bet that's the case.
Intoxicunt 6
Haha, in a good way? That is a more recent pic, but it's still almost a year old. Yep, I was a blondie. :)
blaaaaakely 0
why does op deserve it because she got $20 for Christmas? that's ignorant and you sound like a spoiled brat. grow up.
sleephunters 8
Why does her sister have to be 15-16 years old? I know plenty of teens and adults, over the age of 16, with jobs.
dropdeaddani 0
Just saying her sister has to be that old, at least, to have a job. I'm not specifically saying she's 15 or 16, but that's usually the earliest people can legally start working at.
cjlerch 29
You either read that wrong, or are a complete idiot. Maybe both. OP received $20 for Christmas, they weren't going to buy presents on the money.
kerrygirl 13
CupCakeGirl101 0
umm when do u celebrate christmas caise most ppl spent that already!
pandabear90 0
Xmas jus passed. WTF lame story