Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with the cute cashier at my usual drive-thru. Instead of saying, "Thank you," I panicked and said, "I love you." Now I have to find a new favorite burger place. FML
Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML
Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery after a long day. When the delivery guy showed up, I realized I had no cash, so I tried to pay him using my credit card. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the PIN, and after three failed attempts, the delivery guy just stared at me in awkward silence and said, "It’s okay, I’ll just take the pizza back." FML
Today, my husband rolled over in his sleep, cuddled up to me, and lovingly whispered “I love you Pizza Hut...” FML
Today, I ordered pizza for myself. When the delivery guy arrived, I opened the door in pajama pants, messy hair and a face mask. He smiled and said, “Oh, this order says ‘Family Combo Meal.’ Where’s everyone else?” I just said, “They’re busy.” They weren’t. FML
Today, I leaned in to kiss my boyfriend goodnight at the door. He smiled sweetly, cupped my cheek… and then used his other hand to pull the last slice of pizza out of my hand and slam the door shut. FML
Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
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Top comments
SmeXikoE 3
Hey, it's me. I just want to say. I love you too And I will be coming by more often with and without pizzas.
gress269 4
I do that every time.
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Comments (171)
gress269 4
I do that every time.
princessbits 17
How do you get "I love you, boo" from goodbye?
HahaHokayThen 10
Everyone gets tongue-tied sometimes, not a big deal. Especially with someone as simple as a pizza guy (:
whyarepeopledumb 2
22- is your picture supposed to be a bunch of little kids as the jersey shore cast?
rexgar2000 10
Stop watching ****, you not gonna get laid with the pizza guy with that line.
dumboears 8
Everyone loves the guy that delivers our pizza!
LunaDragon 10
Need a moment chew it over with Twix.
HahaHokayThen 10
33- yes, I think it's sad how the future generation is being deteriorated by them.
hellokatie8 5
xD ^pure awesomeness xD
hinchkongfang 0
Why did you say boo? Are you a ghost?? BOO!! :)
graham11 14
67- boo: a term of endearment
LightningCactus 12
Everybody needs a little luvin'
LolFMLnot 10
Did he say i love you back?
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Damn auto correct!
Banana_Pancakes6 0
Look around on Craigslist for a "Missed Connections", he might love you boo, too!
Lovina_fml 8
I called my friend Mama once by accident. And he's a guy xD We just laughed it off.
wikkedphuka 0
says the virgin
CalebEatsZombies 2
17 when your really high, but seeing as the op wasn't high, you have to be a complete dumbfuck
gdam 4
I'd only get that when he's hot
Metzler31 17
Maybe you'll get a discount next time ;)
BeefyQueef 5
Or maybe she'll just pay him in others ways... like a credit card!
Insane_Tea 15
^Your picture suits your comment. They both make me want to punch your face.
BeefyQueef 5
Well I can see my picture is working perfectly then
Insane_Tea 15
Indeed
lil_miss_katii 7
did he at least say "I love you too" ? haha seriously that sucks, gotta hate getting your words messed up
Roevera 14
gotta hate when people nitpick over stupid shit..
cjcstuart 7
Why are all the gorgeous girls in Canada?
cjcstuart 7
Roevera I'm talking about you btw.
CalebEatsZombies 2
Roevera looks pissed in her picture? You mad bro!?!?!?!??!?!?'
woiz 11
u made his day
BeefyQueef 5
Your picture made mine
xaviiboo 9
Mine too :D
urdirtyolduncle 15
^ I read your comment in the troll voice of your profile pic.
SmeXikoE 3
Hey, it's me. I just want to say. I love you too And I will be coming by more often with and without pizzas.
HideouslyHuman 10
You supply dessert?
DQEight 8
Cheese filled breadsticks
SmeXikoE 3
Whipped Cream filled Chocolate Log actually. Not for you though. But for my love I found today, by a simple door opening
RedPillSucks 33
I cum more often with pizza too.
blackstar994 5
Better bring pizza every time!
Stupend0us 7
I'm sure you'll be delivering some big sausage pizza, too.
CalebEatsZombies 2
Don't forget the pepperoni stick they always forget the pepperoni stick. >_>
iluvFMLs15 19
correct grammar would be great right here ...
causticgirl 6
Makes for a nice holiday season. Love to all
Jakesterk96 8
If he didn't say or do anything in response, he probably didn't hear you. If he walked away smiling, don't be suprised if you see him strolling in the neighborhood...
IdontWanna69 8
And then you two started making sweet love right?
EvilTwerp 12
They started to make a new pizza sauce. (I know, I know, it's disgusting.)
yohooooooo 5
that sounds good, can I have some?
FUUUandyourmom 16
It's like a start of a really ******* bad porno.
deviable 9
Dear penthouse...
coutney93 12
#60 all you see in the picture is the black guys teeth and not his face hahaha SMILE
Doribella98 14
Don't be surprised if he comes to deliver you pizza every time you order now
Steve95401 49
Maybe OP will get a free pizza next time.
dcg1375 7
Don't be surprised if he comes without you ordering....pun intended
gress269 4
#7, I hate you.
Doribella98 14
170- Do you think I freaking care?
DontModMeDammit 10
You have a stalker now..
xSonic 9
She should've blamed it on auto-correct
bmboente15 0
Not sure how that gets confused with goodbye
LolFMLnot 10
Sometimes your mind goes blank and you say something else, while you were trying to say totally something different -____-
swinglifeaway123 8
She's used to talking to her boyfriend, ya derp.
bmboente15 0
Yeah, that makes total sense, she talks to nobody but her boyfriend. I totally understand now
kathuzada 6
That's when you pretend to have bluetooth
CowOven 7
What if he finds out you don't really have one