Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
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Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
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LMFAOallthetime 8
That happens to me too! Hate it, sorry op! D:
tony1891 22
did he tell you he loves you too?
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Comments (108)
Shadow_Phantom 26
"Welcome to Freudian Pizza! May I take your order?" *coughs* That sounds rather awkward, indeed.. I hope the guy took it well, but judging from the fact you posted it here... I doubt it did. FYL.
KunoKanashimi 3
Is that Stocking?
aksweetheart 7
... did you mean stalking?
Shadow_Phantom 26
No, he means my avatar. Yes, that is Stocking from PS&G. I kinda edited the colors to my favorite ones. ....Also, -8? *sadface*
TheGewt 7
If you're a prostitute it does.
KingDingALing 9
Nice try, OP, but you're still gonna have to tip him. ...unless you flash him. I mean, I don't condone that kind of behavior...but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
Amethyst888 14
And why would OP need to flash the pizza guy? A simple apology and maybe a little extra tip should do the trick. Then OP can move on because honestly that is not the most awkward thing you could do. Besides flashing the pizza guy would creep him out more and make him think OP really meant the whole "I love you too" thing.
KingDingALing 9
I wasn't being serious.
aksweetheart 7
No, he meant that flashing the delivery guy would be the only way to get out of giving him a tip, since saying "I love you too." wouldn't exactly take care of it(:
Octain 13
Hate when that happens :P It's ok though ^-^ I'm sure he enjoyed it. He probably faces a lot of mean customers. I think he needs an "I love you too" every once in a while :P XD
Enslaved 38
You probably made his day. Hopefully his next caller won't accidentally get an "I love you" instead of a "thank you".
AbbyAbyss 5
This came to mind. "Alright, thank you for coming!" "I love you too. I-I mean..." "Shh, don't speak. I knew you felt the same way. Hug me!" The pizza guy hugs OP. "B-b-b-" "Come home with me." The pizza guy turns into a unicorn and flies away with OP on his back. I'm retar-- OOH shiny red ball!
day624 14
Lol atleast you werent texting your girlfriend or boyfriend at the time.. God knows what they wouldve said
Ozuru 11
I see you tried getting some extra sauce for free.
wannabemom 5
I see what you did there :)
perdix 31
The man deals in pizza, one of the most beloved foods in the world, I'm sure he gets that a lot. Make sure you don't say that to your celery guy -- he'll become your stalk-er ;)
quontag 15
Awww... Your mom loves you. At least you know that.