Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
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Top comments
LMFAOallthetime 8
That happens to me too! Hate it, sorry op! D:
tony1891 22
did he tell you he loves you too?
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Comments (108)
ElricMustang 23
That's always happens to me -.-"
Aspen_Grace33 27
Did he say that he loved you too? Or did he just hang up? Lol
SummerTime69 5
This is the best FML I've read in a long time,good job OP! :)
pfclunchbox005 1
Hahah that's funny
KiddNYC1O 22
With the Domino's Tracker I can tell the employees I love them!
kemando 22
Ive seen enough **** to know where this is going.
KiddNYC1O 22
Do tell!
stereochick16 1
Oh my god, it's embarrassing how often I do than.
vbmg152 19
Everybody does stuff like that! I'm sure he's heard worse!
lizaza_fml 1
Too funny
rainbowsforall 7
Why do you care so much? I'm sure the pizza guy has delt with crazier customers and as long as you continue normally with your order he probably will soon forget.