Today, I was driving my car when I suddenly got diarrhea and shat my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then one of my workmates saw my car and came to say hello. She saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML
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Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I was in a huge traffic jam with my boyfriend due to heavy snowfall. After being in the car for 4 hours, we were stuck in a tunnel with hundreds of cars behind and in front of us. Then the diarrhea hit. I had to shit in a plastic bag in the car. FML
Today, at work, I shat myself at my desk thinking it was a fart. I had to waddle down to the parking garage and drive myself home. I’m a grown man. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML
Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Today, after a shopping trip, I had the worst diarrhea attack and almost shat my pants before I could even get in the front door. By the time I could get the door open, it was taking all of my self-control to keep from shitting myself. I had to shit on the toilet with the front door and bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
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jojimugo 20
Why would you stop for her ??
mfranks19891989 10
Accidents happen and sometimes your trying to fart and more come out then you wanted. But if I had crapped my pants on the way to work I would have gone home showered and changed and called by boss and told him some lame excuse and then went to work.
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Comments (8)
jojimugo 20
Why would you stop for her ??
sel3578898553255 7
this reminds me of the guy in the truck from the movie "Friday"😂
RichardPencil 32
You should have run her over. Some time in prison for vehicular manslaughter would be preferable to letting that shit (literally) get around the office.
mfranks19891989 10
Accidents happen and sometimes your trying to fart and more come out then you wanted. But if I had crapped my pants on the way to work I would have gone home showered and changed and called by boss and told him some lame excuse and then went to work.
0neiros 14
Ah the human digestive system, God's little joke to keep us humble. ******** ourselves (Or to be polite a "Fecal Incident") is something that has happened to pretty much all of us. IF you're lucky it happened at home, if not then the degrees vary of embarrassing places for it to happen (Work, Church etc.) Unless she's "Special" It has happened to her as well, or will one day. I would say nothing and carry on as I'm sure you would do, if you ran across someone you knew that just had this happen to them.
Ayame_46&2 6
At that point I would've looked at her, shrugged and said "Shit happens..."
randomnobody0622 6
mother of **** WHAT DIDNYOU EAT!?!?