Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I stalked my boyfriend's ex again. I have come to the realization that I look just like her. I’m that girl. FML
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Top comments
TheTardis123 11
Well your boyfriend is famous! But for all the wrong reasons...
cutycat136 28
Key word here is "looks". It may not be him, but in your mind you just recognized some features were similar and made the connection to him.
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Comments (97)
thatsdndn1 19
run for your life !
BananaCoconutty 26
Your next...
apineapple 40
*You're*
vampivy23 16
Their next what?
mustangbravo 27
So was it?
empeterson23 11
Run. Run fast. Run far.
Hunkapoo 19
f your boyfriends life if this similarity causes problems
Manic1 13
Are sure it isn't him? Hopefully he has some airtight alibis.
hushhh 4
Was he sitting right next to you when you saw it? And did he turn slowly to look at you?
eliiteXXXninja 21
I think this is worthy of a follow up
thunderniron 22
On the bright side, they usually have programs that pay you to turn people in.
grimlock718 10
I hope we don't live in the same area of florida goodluck OP