Porn, Wanker and Intimacy: Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll...

By sydysyd - 21/11/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

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Monday 22 November 2010 9:06

Your mom should be happy it's only the computer that "keeps getting viruses". And Ken, that little ****! He's now with a Bratz doll? Wait until Barbie hears about this!

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Monday 22 November 2010 9:06

anti viruses dang autocorrect

Comments

DjeePee 24

Monday 22 November 2010 11:56

No, that doesn't make sense. Or at least, not much. You can have a joyable sexlife and still watch ****.

TheWicked 4

Monday 22 November 2010 12:10

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lacrossekid 0

Monday 22 November 2010 12:22

sarah should be I'n a porno

bpruitt 0

Monday 22 November 2010 12:26

shoulda just stuck with streaming vid. like booble

LowLives 9

Monday 22 November 2010 12:29

I love that everyone assumes the op is a Guy cause **** is involved learn to read and distinguish the symbol next to the ops username its even pink c'mon people op is a girl....and op tell your mom to get a firewall program for the computer