Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family gathered at my 96 year old great-grandmother's surprise birthday party that was my idea. When she walked in, we surprised her so much that she literally had a heart attack. She is now in the hospital. FML
Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML
Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML
Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML
Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML
Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML
Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML
Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, one of my friends made it to school. He has been sick recently, missing days out of the week. When I saw him, I greeted him with, "Were you dying yesterday?" Apparently he wasn't, but his grandmother really did. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
What lovely grandchildren you are. What are you going to get him for christmas? A brain aneurysm?
Bobissmall 13
So did he die?
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Comments (80)
DerFuhrer33 0
I guess for his birthday you were planning to send him on a little trip...to meet his maker...
bigtony916 0
Black Ops is about to be the shit!
gallir24 6
I'd say fhl, not yours.
perdix 31
He probably thought you came to rob him. Or to be put into his will, which is basically the same thing.
bishhitsandii 3
**** your grandpa's life! D:
iheartglasses 0
Haha :)
aback 5
I hope he changes the locks. Or moves without a forwarding address. You people are criminally stupid.
AnneFTW 17
Why would you not see him for seven years
alex1432 9
This reminds me of the scene in National Lampoons: The Naked Mile, where he is jerking off to **** and his parents and grandma walk in right when he splooges, hitting his grandma with it, causing her to die lololo
TimIsSoCoolLike 0
nice steroids. fyl op :( poor gpa
mintcar 10
7 whole years without seeing your grandfather? FHL. Grandparents just love it when their grandkids frequently call AND visit. It seriously makes things a lot better for them. I hope he's okay. I understand you were trying to do something nice but just don't wait so long next time. ( Probably wont even be a next time. )