Today, we received our honeymoon itinerary. Our travel agent booked our flight to Punta Cana correctly. Too bad she booked us a hotel in Orlando, Florida. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
Today, we missed our flights to our dream honeymoon destination, which we were lucky to get with so many flight cancellations, because my selfish stepdaughter anonymously called the airline to report us for drug smuggling, all because I married her dad this afternoon. FML
Today, my fiancée and I were going on our honeymoon. Our flight was delayed by two hours. It landed when our connecting flight to St. Lucia was taking off. The airline said they were holding the flight for us, so we sprinted from D gate to A, in time to watch the plane pull away. FML
Today, my in-laws decided they were going to stay an extra week during our vacation to Dominican Republic next year. This would be fine, if we weren't travelling for our destination wedding, and the extra week wasn't our honeymoon. They are literally joining us on our honeymoon. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML
Today, I found out that because we made a mistake and applied for the wrong visa first, my fiancé probably can't fly into America to attend his own wedding. FML
Today, my wife and I had to cancel our family vacation to the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas that we had planned for almost two years and spent thousands on, because our son tripped over his suitcase and dislocated his ankle as we were leaving to go to the airport. FML
Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML
Today, I was supposed to leave for Disney. Our trip was cancelled last year because of the pandemic. This morning, we found out my sister’s boyfriend, who was a last-minute add-on to the trip, has COVID. Cancelled again. Maybe next year. FML
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Top comments
every1luvsboners 11
What does it really matter as long as you have each other, a bottle of lube, anal beads, a whip and peanut-butter. Get your priorities straight.
VorpikeII 17
Ooh. That's really unlucky. Try getting your money back.
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Comments (99)
Akharr01 5
Orlando Is Cool!!!!
CimmyJo 11
Sometimes it's nice to sleep under the stars! :)
iwantjennifer 0
I live there (Orlando)
Schiffy 18
I didn't know it was possible to be that stupid and still have the ability to breathe and talk at the same time.
ilikepanties 0
I'm not sure if it's the same spelling, but "punta" means bitch in Spanish..
da_dork 9
No, it's "puta".
ilikepanties 0
That makes more sense. My bad. I was just like, what the ****? Whoops. hahaha. (:
sonnyrosa 32
Puta is actually "*****" in Spanish. Perra is "bitch" in Spanish. Either way, it's irrelevant to the post.
avidfmylife 6
must have mixed up punta cana with punta gourda!
fmlmaymay 0
Punta means *****
PsychoticAsylum 26
Puta means ***** in Spanish. Punta means point sometimes.
Ambaayyy 8
There's interesting things to do in Orlando, I love it
bieberfreak18 0
Hey , what's wrong with Orlando ? ;) lol
aimferd 4
Dont worry Orlandos great!!!! So much to do too!!! (thats the only positive thing...)