Today, we received our honeymoon itinerary. Our travel agent booked our flight to Punta Cana correctly. Too bad she booked us a hotel in Orlando, Florida. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
Today, we missed our flights to our dream honeymoon destination, which we were lucky to get with so many flight cancellations, because my selfish stepdaughter anonymously called the airline to report us for drug smuggling, all because I married her dad this afternoon. FML
Today, my fiancée and I were going on our honeymoon. Our flight was delayed by two hours. It landed when our connecting flight to St. Lucia was taking off. The airline said they were holding the flight for us, so we sprinted from D gate to A, in time to watch the plane pull away. FML
Today, my in-laws decided they were going to stay an extra week during our vacation to Dominican Republic next year. This would be fine, if we weren't travelling for our destination wedding, and the extra week wasn't our honeymoon. They are literally joining us on our honeymoon. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML
Today, I found out that because we made a mistake and applied for the wrong visa first, my fiancé probably can't fly into America to attend his own wedding. FML
Today, my wife and I had to cancel our family vacation to the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas that we had planned for almost two years and spent thousands on, because our son tripped over his suitcase and dislocated his ankle as we were leaving to go to the airport. FML
Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML
Today, I was supposed to leave for Disney. Our trip was cancelled last year because of the pandemic. This morning, we found out my sister’s boyfriend, who was a last-minute add-on to the trip, has COVID. Cancelled again. Maybe next year. FML
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every1luvsboners 11
What does it really matter as long as you have each other, a bottle of lube, anal beads, a whip and peanut-butter. Get your priorities straight.
VorpikeII 17
Ooh. That's really unlucky. Try getting your money back.
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Comments (99)
Brownsider 4
Sounds like a first world problem to me. I know shit happens but dont complain when you at least get to enjoy vacations
lordus1 0
Hope you get it worked out, went to Punta Cana last May for anniversary, very relaxing
modulusoperandy 7
Just... yes.
monkiki62 5
Make sure u call ur agent and have her fix it. That's bullcrap.
structuredchaoz 4
Refund time
KiddNYC1O 22
Just... it doesn't matter what you think, jabroni!
awalker2782 5
Punta Cana is really nice I got engaged there and don't worry u won't need a room just sleep on the beach and bathe in the ocean
dre_cali_fa 0
Plam Beach here I come!!!
lolmigosh 15
Is her name sue? Cause thats what you should do to her
amazinghorseback 4
I got back from punta cana a few weeks ago and my uncles had a dune buggy thing the travel agent books the right day but wrong month and year