Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
writerchic85 26
They've done studies that prove people who are bullies are naturally more dominant and thus more likely to succeed in life. All those high school movies lied to us!
Zelphoric 25
Sometimes Karma doesn't do its job :(
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Comments (98)
smoothies14 32
Just wait. Next comes when he gets arrested for leading a big scandal in his firm and his wife takes all his money and leaves him for you.
booterus 20
You never know what goes on behind closed doors, OP. He could be miserable for all you know. And judging by his shitty personality, he's not rich in what counts. Money does not. Traits like compassion, understanding, and generosity do.
lvg_fml 10
Once a bully always a bully
mas12806 24
He might be lying maybe he's not either of them?
Brandon1000 10
He might be rich and successful, but you're a better person than he is. And no amount of success can ever take that away from you.
R2Y2 22
Sounds like a sociopath
Apparentlyacunt 18
He is still a douche though. Sounds like his money and marriage haven't helped him to mature much either.
inz002 6
Survival of the fittest
leogachi 15
@41 That's not how survival of the fittest works. Survival of the fittest is part of natural selection and the evolution process. If this were survival of the fittest, Op would be talking about their child who died of a horrible genetic disease.
Kailayla 29
Yup, the ones with the big mouth always get what they want, I guess.
Catlover1130 14
That's why I'm never going to a high school reunion unless I'm successful.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Me personally, I would never go to a school reunion. I don't care how rich or poor I turn out after high school, I don't ever plan to go to one after I graduate.