Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
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writerchic85 26
They've done studies that prove people who are bullies are naturally more dominant and thus more likely to succeed in life. All those high school movies lied to us!
Zelphoric 25
Sometimes Karma doesn't do its job :(
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Comments (98)
Witchylady 18
I am sorry you never got to gloat about being successful at your high school reunion. It sure is not fare that the assholes in high school still get everything in life. This time karma is a real bitch.
BeenIt 5
If that's how he wants to be, he'll get his. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Just wait, karma is a bitch, OP!!
nerdguy03 9
I would take out a knife and stab him in the leg, I'm psycho, more like the riddler, not like the joker
egeiro 11
Karma is a bitch...and that guy is a dick.
juturnaamo 29
I didn't know that was a real thing that still happened. My high school didn't have one.
Carolynn93 5
There is so much more to life than money and being married. He sounds like a douche!!
2013bchan41 20
Become Gordo from "The Gift" to get back at him
laden_swallow09 35
Had you socked him in his gorgeous, chiseled jaw, I doubt we would hold it against you.
NatalySNA 21
They do say karma is a bitch...a bitch that didn't do her job!! Lmao
LadyTyger51ne 8
Bullies clearly are miserable inside and they like picking on others. Some people never grow up.