Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
writerchic85 26
They've done studies that prove people who are bullies are naturally more dominant and thus more likely to succeed in life. All those high school movies lied to us!
Zelphoric 25
Sometimes Karma doesn't do its job :(
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Comments (98)
JRtheSnowman 5
if you are broke and single why did you go?
RecklessNapkin 16
You don't have to be rich and married to go to a school reunion
ihearthouse928 8
If you're broke and single, why would you go to the reunion? Everyone knows the point of high school reunions is to see how successful everyone's become.
smoothies14 32
There's a lot more reasons to go: to see if other people have gotten fatter than you, to relive your days of popularity and excitement, to rub in how awesome your life is now to people you still hold grudges against, because someone dragged you there... In all seriousness though, maybe OP was just trying to make peace with the past in order to move forward.
rainbowsRlove 15
stay rich in heart. in the end that's what truely matters.
limegreenpoopie 31
And this is why I'm scared of going to my high school reunion :(
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Just hope karma does its job eventually. If I were in your situation by the time my high school reunion came along, and some guy did that to me, I'd beat the crap out of him.
9a_1z 12
Poor guy, he doesn't have enough money to buy himself some manners and he's married a woman with pitifully poor taste in partners :(
IWishIWasObama 12
Now explain why you're broke and single before I shred an ounce of sympathy. Are you a legitimate victim of a rough economy? Or are you a lazy pothead?
donuts678 25
I really wanted this to be the other way around
Enzymatically 14
what an asshole
mike3775 39
I graduated High School 22 yrs ago, and I have once never been to a high school reunion, and never intend to go to one. I would rather care about what my wife and kids are doing than anyone I went to high school is doing 22 yrs later, because if I didn't care about them 22 yrs ago, why should I care about them now?