Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
writerchic85 26
They've done studies that prove people who are bullies are naturally more dominant and thus more likely to succeed in life. All those high school movies lied to us!
Zelphoric 25
Sometimes Karma doesn't do its job :(
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Comments (98)
MD9 19
bullies aim to be successful by bullying others
worldclassrager 41
You know how often people lie at those? What he has now could be false...
vikky538 29
You have to fire karma from its job right away. Coz its not doing its job
outfielder55 17
That's when you whoop his ass so bad he's ashamed.
Fairyjoshy 13
Just because you're single and broke now doesn't mean you always will be. Chances are, a lot of his money he inherited from his mommy or daddy, or was helped by his mommy and daddy in getting a good position in a company that's afraid to fire him due to his parents' influence. Still, FYL.
bapbap_fml 15
Things aren't always as they appear. A seemingly happy marriage and riches could really be an unhappy, cold marriage and debt behind closed doors. Don't compare your life to theirs when you don't know the whole picture.
LoneAlaskan 17
Totally YDI. Just because he bullied you doesnt mean he will be rich and you poor. YOU have to do what it takes to make it and it sounds as if you didnt. Too top it off that was high school. Grow a pair and quit worrying about others and what they think of you!
HarryWholock87 17
Sarah Palin isn't the only asshole in Alaska.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If he went to his high school reunion, then he obviously put it in the past and moved on, if he was still pouting about it, then I doubt he would've gone to it. The bully clearly hasn't grown up himself if he felt the need to still find a reason to make fun of the OP.
xLeeLee 9
Being rich and married doesn't always mean that the person is truly happy.
Spottiestchart8 8
Tell his wife. Then silent treatment, yelling, divorce, broke. And single. And she'll run away with you.
nitrog100 21
OP, the best revenge that isn't illegal is to live a good life. Apply yourself, and maybe you'll surpass the guy.