Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
writerchic85 26
They've done studies that prove people who are bullies are naturally more dominant and thus more likely to succeed in life. All those high school movies lied to us!
Zelphoric 25
Sometimes Karma doesn't do its job :(
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Comments (98)
dansco 25
Hopefully he is unhappy and going broke!
llwad0717 13
you never know he might actually be very unhappy and just pretending very well in front of everyone so he doesnt look like a faliure. i wouldnt let him get to you anyways he is so not worth it.
Jirekianu2 19
the fact he had to come up and point this out is pathetic. it speaks volumes to how fragile his ego actually is.
BookerWebb 10
You should've knocked his ass out.
gotbeer 7
stop bitching about othe people success, and advice he has given is a clear point you should take on resposibilities
SixxAM_fml 9
Typical Chad
Gongju_Mama 2
You should have never gone. The only point of a class reunion is to show off how your life has turned out if it turned out grand. If you don't think your life is going well, there is no point in going. Let's be real, it's not to see your friends because if they were your friends, you've already kept in touch with them and perhaps see them regularly anyway, or at least have been in contact through facebook. Going to a reunion is basically seeing a bunch of people you probably never even socialized with while you were in school and probably still won't be socializing with after the reunion.
Scorpio1691 29
Which is why i will never go to any reunion for my school
Vintage_Cola 29
Karma doesn't have fists, people do.
Xion0014 20
He's rich and married, but his wife is probably cheating on him or he's a lying piece of shit.