Brian
Prospect, United States
FOMO
Today, it's Fathers Day. Both of my adult daughters called me… from their stepfather's house. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Johannesburg, South Africa
Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML
Furnando
Close to me
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
rejectedson
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice to know
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
T
France
Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML
Kellye
United States
Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Anonymous
Dallas, United States
Happy family
Today, I happily introduced my stepfather to my friends as my dad. He told me, "Don't ever fucking call me that." FML
crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Anonymous
Quezon City, Philippines
Happy Birthday baby!
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
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tiptoppc 21
Guess we learned who didn’t earn “Father of the year” any year…
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tiptoppc 21
Guess we learned who didn’t earn “Father of the year” any year…