Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it was my 23rd birthday. I didn't make it to my party because I was rear-ended on the way there by a 16-year-old in a red mustang going 50+ mph. My birthday cake landed in my lap and I was yelled at by his mother for getting chocolate icing on their insurance card. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
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ps15 0
not really a fml you have parents who would buy you a car for your birthday and i really doubt they wouldn't spend the money to fix it up for you
KyleCaster 0
What your dad probably should have done was just park it in the garage or driveway, rather than drive it into a street lamp. Now it's all banged up...
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Comments (227)
Rebel_Wrangler 0
Karma... it's a bitch Lucky you even got a brand new car. My first car was a 94 grand cherokee that I wrecked at 6 a.m. because of a deer, now I drive an 88 Wrangler. I bought both of my Jeeps myself merely geting $1000 loaned and paid back to my parents. You snuck up and planned to ruin a suprise, you wouldn't have even known it was wrecked if you hadn't tried to ruin your parent's work. not FYL, YDI
missus_butter 0
It actually is a pretty big FML to be getting something that is a big deal, like a new car, only to have it ruined in some way. I'm sick of how every time someone posts an FML like this, all the people who are jealous as hell and would react the same way go on about how she didn't deserve the car/is spoiled/deserves having her car ruined, just because they never got a gift like that. We get that your parents are poor, so are mine, get the f over it.
Anonymous485 1
You should be more sad that your dad is retarded
CPTobvious_fml 0
#166 .... awesome
l30n 0
shit happens
AnnaT24 2
Ouch! HAHAHA, it's okay. For my 16th, my dad surprised me with a car that he had run into the previous Christmas. It was his sisters and he ran into the front of it with his huge truck, denting and breaking the headlight!
mcortez77 0
So not a fml, they bought you a car and it can be fixed all that will happen is that you will get your brand new car a little later than expected. Stop whining about your life because some of us have to buy our own cars when we're 16.
ozymandias_fml 0
Maybe you should grow up and stop expecting to be spoiled.
juzie014 0
to number 68, your an idiot. the point is that she's complaining about her dad crashing the car, our point is that the spoilt brat is lucky enough to get a car at all!
hachu 1
This isn't a FML. Nobody at the age of 16 deserves their own car. My cousins turned 16 last year and I'm hella scared knowing they live close by. My sister got her license, demanded to borrow mine, got it and hit a car. Heck, I'll admit that a year after I got my license, I bumped into a car in the parking lot. My 16th bday was spent at the funeral of my neighbor/friend/classmate who got hit by a lady talking on her cell phone. She was driving. He was jogging.