Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, while working in a blood drawing clinic, a mom sat in the chair holding her 4-year-old child, who kicked me square in the groin. Being a heavyset lady, I shrugged it off and collected the sample, while the child screamed, "Kicking worked on the last man that did this!" FML
Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was playing soccer when a player kicked the ball at my crotch. In pain, I kneeled down. The referee came up to me and whispered, "The smaller they are, the more it hurts." FML
Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Today, I saw a little boy wandering in the supermarket looking lost and distraught. I gently put my hand on his shoulder and said, “Hey buddy, where’s your mommy?” He screamed, “STRANGER DANGER!” and kicked me in the shin. His actual mom wandered over from the cheese section, gave me a dirty look, and walked off. FML.
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Top comments
wannabesinger 16
Can you blame him? His parents probably taught him well not to talk to strangers, and here you get all up in his face. If I was him, I would've freaked out and kicked you, too. It's a shame that we have to warn our kids about things like this, but that's just how it is
justmyluck1212 0
kids aren't always sweet peaches.. FYL
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Comments (99)
Otium_fml 3
Ouch... Well, It was a nice thought from you at least. ó_ò
sierralovesyou 0
Really... Poor guy. He probably got scared tho.... There are creepers in this world who hit on children...
wannabesinger 16
Can you blame him? His parents probably taught him well not to talk to strangers, and here you get all up in his face. If I was him, I would've freaked out and kicked you, too. It's a shame that we have to warn our kids about things like this, but that's just how it is
RebeccaRFT 18
Kicking someone because they come up to you when you're crying is way too harsh. Op wasn't out of line and the kid shouldn't have kicked him until the situation became dangerous. Like, if op touched the boy or tried to move him, and the boy doesn't want to go, then would be a reasonable time to kick.
wellinever 5
That's what kids are taught these days. No stranger can ever be considered safe. Next time keep your distance and check your exits before expressing concern.
SaintJimmy 0
Your sympathy will get you left behind.
Xolani 0
It's good that there are still well-meaning people out there who really do mean well... But at the same time we tell our kids to not talk to strangers for a reason.
DeathMetal666 0
YDI for living in the same state and country as me. I'm gonna track you down and stab you.
nicholleexo0 0
the little kid probably thought you were creepy i mean i would....
colonel_crunk 0
SHAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NaziZombie 0
I guess you know whats wrong now
atoughcookie 0
Well that's what you get for trying to be nice to some kid you don't know...