Today, while working at my lifeguard job, I noticed a girl bouncing on one foot over to the pool. Afraid she would trip, I whistled at her and yelled, "NO running or messing around on the pool deck!" She removed her towel, revealing her legs. Or leg, she only had one. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML
Today, I decided to get back in shape so I went swimming. I only managed 10 lengths and was completely out of breath. I was so embarrassed that when a lifeguard asked me if I was OK, I made up a story about a leg injury as a reason to leave only 15 minutes after I got in. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
caancoha 0
Well, you went out on a limb.
lab2lb 0
i hope you kept an eye on her. i would not have fun trying to swim with one leg. poor girl. FML has turned into FAUX PAS CITY
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (106)
sireen 0
ouchh:/ but how did you not notice.. even with a towel
Ichigoner 0
How could he have known?? Its not his fault. And "i notices" XD Grammar Nazi over here.
danielrp34 7
Well, when do you hop? When you have something stuck in your foot, or you have only one....I think thats clear....
JFox 8
Adults may only hop if there's something stuck in their foot. Kids hop for no reason.
dx169 0
When you saw someone at risk of danger, you sure "hopped" on it eh? Eh? Eh...?
scholmo88 0
Yeah, im a lifeguard and unless your dumb, you'd have known! If she was wearing a towel you'd notice that her leg would be caught up in it! Making a visible bulge! I think this is a fake FML
Redneck325Ci 0
"Unless your dumb"...."YOU'RE", not "your". Oh, the irony! Dumb ass. Stick to being a life-guard for a good while, until you learn to spell properly.
SubAtomicBeauty 0
Rag on his grammar all you would like to, he does have a point. Although, I wouldn't jump to the assumption that it's a fake FML, as lifeguards DO tend to shout things like that without thinking. I've had to yell 'No running' so many times, it's a monotonous reflex, now.
SubAtomicBeauty 0
P.S.: NOW I think it could be a fake. Barring an indoor pool, there aren't many pools in Alaska.
sireen 0
how did you not notice:/
gurly98 13
Ur stupid I dont think anyone would notice
mat_sib 18
Trying twice isn't gonna help
lab2lb 0
i hope you kept an eye on her. i would not have fun trying to swim with one leg. poor girl. FML has turned into FAUX PAS CITY
paperfox_fml 0
You're 3rd. At the time of your posting, no one had said YDI.
falloutgurl517 0
I think that was towards all the people who clicked YDI....
XvxvX 0
#4, They can swim too you know! You were just doing your job and you didnt know
Ash1984 0
.
ad_infinitum 0
darren824 0
they can still swim
CL41RE 0
poor child
caancoha 0
Well, you went out on a limb.
KiwiDingo 0
really not funny. no need to post it twice.
newguy12 0
you should have 'notices' that her towel only had the outling of one leg
ichat21 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
ehh YDI u could hav told her nicely and been like "hey, plz b careful" or 'please walk ovr 2 the pool plz" u didnt hav 2 yell
missymay993 11
And you could write like a normal person...
caancoha 0
Well, you went out on a limb.
thereitgo 1
Ehh, you could have typed properly and been like a halfway decently intelligent person, you didn't have to sound like a complete retard.
volleyballgirl16 0
YDI for being an asshole you didnt have to say it harshly
rttr 18
He was doing his jon
Lichinamo 33
No, I don't think he was having sex with his toilet
thatguynamedsky 32
how could he have known, he probably deal with people actually hopping around all the time