Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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Top comments
mrahhhhh 21
it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?
kut19 6
MTV is just a trend follower. they have no standards.
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Comments (659)
jholaway11 0
wow **** mtv twilight sucks
justinhi 0
you know MTV didn't choose the winners a bunch of pre teen fucktards voted for it
Zombieslayer1 0
Vampires do not sparkle, just saying. My friend made me read the first book so I know what's going down. I hated the book but there's just one thing I do want to know, did Bella ever become a vampire in the end?
Mo0nMaN 0
sad to say but true stupid kids these days wtf is going on can't wait for the world to end hope it takes all the people who voted for that piece of shit movie lol
Zombieslayer1 0
This is also the generation that produced Justin Bieber, just sayin'.
0opsie 6
Wow, a bad movie got an award on a bad network. How will you ever survive?
treehugger1991 0
177- Lmao, great analogy!
00SPRANGER00 0
THIS is the freakin definition of fml
mbrooks5110 0
& if that "really" makes a difference in your life it does suck.
Youallsuckdonkey 0
Hahaha...fyl if you think wizards and talking toys are somehow less stupid than vampires!!
flubahogin 7
wizards ARE better than vampires!