Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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Top comments
mrahhhhh 21
it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?
kut19 6
MTV is just a trend follower. they have no standards.
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Comments (659)
Youallsuckdonkey 0
As if wizards and talking toys aren't as stupid as sparkly vampires
littlekites 2
You think you've got it bad, your generation is the one that will be taking care of MY generation when we're old and decrepit. FML!
iyazwoodfle 4
somebody belongs on mlia...ylia
MikalaHart 4
May I ask why? What makes twilight suck so much? The vampires? The cheesy lines? That it's all predictable? Yepp.. that's the movie for you. Read the books then get back to me on that
ihasbrains 10
You're dumb. The movie was worse than the book. The book has no originality, terrible characters . . . /terrible characters/, no meaning, and so on. Sure, it's all right to read if you're looking for something that won't be intellectually challenging but overall, the book and the movie have absolutely nothing over Harry Potter, Inception, or even Toy Story. Absolutely nothing. And yes, you're right. The vampires, the cheesy lines? Those are in the books too. In fact, hey, did you realize? The movie was based off the book! No way! And the vampires? They're supposed to be blood-sucking, terrible, fear-inducing creatures. Not romantic, "vegetarian", able-to-walk-in-the-sun people.
ThogTheCaveman 7
ihasbrains has the best comments ever.
ihasbrains 10
Why, thank you.
slickrasta 1
Worry about the planet dying not box office stats you ignorant fool. Don't forget when humanity gets wiped out it was stupid ass people like you who brought it upon us!
valleyshooter 8
because it's little Tweens who vote and all follow the band wagon.
ninito00 1
Umm, okay, realize that Inception, Toy Story, and Harry Potter are also all YOUR generation. Complaining about one bad thing from your time winning awards over three awesome things from your time doesn't really prove your point.