Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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Top comments
mrahhhhh 21
it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?
kut19 6
MTV is just a trend follower. they have no standards.
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Comments (659)
mcmonkeybeats 0
there should be a bottom to click on this saying "I agree, our lives suck"
MarthaFocker 0
I love Harry Potter.
Sirin_fml 47
If you read the commenting rules, you'll see why. No need to be a spoilsport. :-)
xformic 0
I can't believe a movie like that even won anything besides best advertisements
JennaMarie420 2
You're all pathetic for even liking Twilight. Who gives a shit about that god damn fuckball series? And you people saying "if you didn't like the damn books or the movies go watch or read something else"? **** you *****.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why was my comment moderated? It had no profanity and was more civil than half the ones I still see on here. So much for freely expressing opinions.
xMRxLAMAx 0
I don't get it
codymission2011 0
ok has it ever occured to you people that maybe others like Twilight? if it sucked that bad, it wouldnt have won so to all the haters,suck it :)
sblhaine 0
I know it ******* blows man. hate it
wuggles 0
i agree with mrahhhhh. On the other hand, if they believe in a sparkly flamer who sucks blood, we'll prolly see a lot of retards killing each other over who is better: little wolf or sparlly flamer...
someonefromearth 4
At least we personally know wizards and talking toys are 100X better than sparkly bitches.