Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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mrahhhhh 21
it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?
kut19 6
MTV is just a trend follower. they have no standards.
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scrapmetal58 9
44 - Harry Potter are the best books I've ever read. I admit I've never read Twilight, but from the movies alone I can tell they aren't even in the realm as HP. I love the Harry Potter films as well. I don't hate the Twilight movies exactly. The latest was actually kind of ok but still not remotely as good as HP. Toy Story was amazing of course. Sigh, screaming insane child. Why?
slushpup9696 12
Actually, yes you should judge people by their opinions.
whosechairisthat 0
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tadz 0
considering the star ratings at out local cinemas were 1/4 of a single star. it just shows you how emotionally screwed and stupid teenagers are.
BIGTON_fml 0
Its cuz the youth today are a bunch of sheep and middle aged women are now the majority of pedophiles today
dhart78 1
twilight has to be the worst movie ever made I swear the type of people who like twilight are giving our generation a bad rap they are the type of people who don't know jack squat about anything important like what's going on in the world.
Amzddd 6
I dont think people are upset about the mythology being changed - everyone knows that vamps are fictional. However, one has to ask why? WHY? Did meyer decide to take one of the most feared and well researcher creatures and change it into something that sparkles like a drag queen?
Amzddd 6
*researched. Honestly though, if she wanted this much poetic licence why not create another creature to make up rules for? Why did she have to make a mockery of vampires?
CossetteXLove 0
I hate this generation so bad . Justine Beaver , messed up cartoon network , just ... Everything is ****** up now .
lbcurtis 1
have you ever heard of mlia? you might like it :D