Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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Top comments
mrahhhhh 21
it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?
kut19 6
MTV is just a trend follower. they have no standards.
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Comments (659)
mrmerino 0
oh, quit whining. it could be worse.
Dez31396 0
who gives a ****? those movies where awesome!!!
katbug 0
omg right???? I feel so bad for us :(
dancefan0220 0
BOOOO GO TWILIGHT!
kizzay 0
OUR generation. FOL
iamnotahuman 5
I read and liked all the books when I was about ten, I am now thirteen and I can't stand the thought of them, they are pointless and boring and are written horribly, it's also a rip off of Vampire Diaries by LJ Smith, a book she read in her teens. And in my opinion this book was not aimed towards fourteen year old girls, it was made for old grannies who think sparkly men are "hot". All in all the book had underdeveloped characters, and, really has she never heard of a thesaurus? It's my generation too. To all the Twilight fans, I am not a hater, I just have enough sense to recognize a good literary text.
dotmyg0t 0
You fail.
LaUruguaya 11
get your facts straight, Stephenie never read Vampire Diaries, they are nothing alike.
iamnotahuman 5
I've read both Vampire Diaries and Twilight and there are many similarities, that it was was a hot, mysterious new guy that wore sunglasses and didn't have any school records, there's the love triangle Elena, Damon and Stefan opposed to Edward, Bella and Jacob, Stefan drinks animal blood to sustain him self as does Edward and his family, they all have their "mind tricks" Vampire Diaries also has werewolves and both vampires (Edward and Stefan) are annoying, whiny overprotective boyfriends, must I go on? The difference is that while Bella is a needy depressed girlfriend that can't do anything without her boyfriend and Elena is more independent and has friends. And Vampire Diaries was written in the 1990's, when she would have been a teen/ young adult and twilight wasn't released until the 2000's
dntknomyname 0
don't forget about The Black Swan & The Social Network :) Twilight Rocks!
Reinhard_Xenon 0
who gives a shut about MTV?
Kenzie_Alena 0
I like Twilight but I was still incredibly annoyed!
fairypower 4
haha wait till your 80 and dependent on them