Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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Top comments
mrahhhhh 21
it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?
kut19 6
MTV is just a trend follower. they have no standards.
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Comments (659)
Kolden 11
well the MTV people are stupid so maybe they only liked it bc the vampires are shiny?
BradenLock 4
I miss Buffy. She'd a staked Edward good and proper!
ironwords 8
and at least she knows the word "emotion" unlike that Katie Stewart person :
oohcrap2 0
ewww
jennnwoww 2
It's just MTV.
CateXOX 0
Why is 44 being trashed for her opinion? Personally I hate those damn books, but each to their own. Also, she agreed with the original point that Twilight sucks in comparison to Inception...
MysLys 0
Watching MTV makes you just as lame.
JennaMarie420 2
twilight is a good love story. not everyone who likes it is a freak who wants to be a vampire.
Zodaicz 4
I should have bwen born in the 60s
twilightdogstar 1
Am I the only one getting really bored of the standard cliche "Society is doomed - people like Twilight/Justin Bieber/Jersey Shore etc.!" crap that keeps popping up? Poor you, OP, for disliking something that's popular. I can't stand Glee, doesn't mean I use it as an example of how shitty my generation is. People like it, I don't. Same thing here. If that's honestly the worst thing about your existence, you seriously need to look at yourself.
SAMLOFG 9
thanks for the spoiler for those of us who dvr'd it a-hole
JennaMarie420 2
hahaha that's too funny