Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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mrahhhhh 21
it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?
kut19 6
MTV is just a trend follower. they have no standards.
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Comments (659)
XxHannahxX 0
154-That is a terrible argument. You're seriously going to try and say that the majority of our brainwashed nation's belief in "good entertainment" allows ANYONE to believe that Twilight has any sort of substance and is a good movie?
kewlkate 9
I hate the Twilight crap. Honestly, I think Harry Potter and Toy Story 3 are both WAY better!!!!!!
drknssdrgn 0
I was disappointed w/the results & I think even K.Stew was as well, when she won best actress you could hear her say "this is just silly..." That said, I love how people are debating what a "real" vampire is. Vampires are not real so any author can change the mythos on them...
PiXiEdUsT07 7
I think they should bring Celebrity Deathmatch back. That way the Twilight fans could see their favorite characters and the rest of us could watch them being massacred :)
SugarCrazy 14
I like twilight, but there's no way it should've won against Inception. There's no comparison -_-
nibh 0
Hahaha
becky_becks 0
Edward?!
mairelys 21
ydi for listing Harry Potter in that mix. I'm not saying it's not better than Twilight, but it doesn't deserve to be listed with Inception.
iranoutofnames 6
Now THIS is a true fml. no sarcasm I intended.
marcoechevi 0
the world shall come to an end!!!