Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to make new friends, so I sat with the lonely guy at lunch. Now he keeps following me, with his phone in a camera position. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML
Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML
Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
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Top comments
MissMess 12
He's clearly lonely for a reason.
HowieDoIt 21
Maybe it's his "I'd tap that" list. congrats!
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vadaaa 11
Tell someone. Do all you can to prevent any possible tragedy this kid may cause. I couldn't imagine the guilt of people getting hurt because you didn't tell anyone about it. Please tell someone, OP.
PenguinBitch 44
There has to be a reason why OP is on the top of the "hit list". Only one side of the story Is being told. For all we know OP could be a bully and worded this fml to favor them self. Either way, you should still report this OP.
vadaaa 11
But either way, this kid should not have a "hit list". Obviously the kid has more people on his list, and I doubt they are ALL bullying him. Just look at kids who shoot up schools. They often kill people who did nothing to them, like the boy at Columbine (I think) who shot a mentally retarded kid who everyone described as a "big teddy bear."
kitten1323 19
I hate when people say "They cant ALL be bullying" Yes, they all can. I got bullied by more than 50% of my grade. Bullying isn't that rare. Kids are assholes. I didn't exactly make a "hit list" but I had a list of people I wish would get bitch slapped by karma. When you're bullied by a huge group of people and have no friends its understandable to be angry at those people. Op could very well be a bully (which I find very likely.) I've had bullies sit with me just "to be nice" and then if I told them to **** off they'd play the "I'm just trying to be friendly" card.
etchsanity1 11
Kitten you sound like you might be refining your own list as we speak .... I was bullied but a hit list is an extreme overreaction
kitten1323 19
Too bad I specifically said that mine wasn't a hit list. 1. I never wanted to kill anyone 2. I never wrote it down I merely would think of a name and hope that one day karma kicks their ass. So how about you learn how to read?
vadaaa 11
81- I understand that all of them could be bullying, I said I DOUBTED it. That doesn't mean its not happening, I just question it. I understand that you got bullied. That's terrible, I'm very sorry about that. And i can understand someone hating the people that bully them and hoping karma bites the bullies. However, it isn't normal to have a hit list. And it isn't normal to take pride in having said hit list. So it should be reported before something very bad potentially happens.
dontpanic_fml 32
You are very, very wrong. In 7th grade, I, a loner, befriended another outcast sort of kid who I realized as the year went on was disturbed. She eventually revealed to me (among other things) that she had a hit list. I was the only person she knew that wasn't on the list, but my best friend was and she was amazing, harmless and also a "loser" like us. So, no, there doesn't have to be a reason for OP to be on the list, and like people are saying, there's no excuse for having a hit list.
teriyakioxo 4
Batman and joker pops into my mind here...
picante72 24
Good advice from Dane Cook: Give him a candy bar every week. Then when he finally does go nuts and start hunting people he'll change his mind about you and simply whisper, "Thanks for the candy".
Panda_Bear18 13
Met a kid like that once. He had a list of everyone he hated. Tell someone OP before something tragic happens.
cupkate18 6
I have a hit list people don't go threw with them I know I won't but I have every one with nick names my friend named her list love list .
vadaaa 11
well that comment just wasted 30 seconds of my life
PenguinBitch 44
You know what you don't have? Commas and periods.
outoftown 27
18 - You and your friend need to talk with a counselor about this.
J_C_maldonado 9
That's horrible
fdupagain 11
This is not funny, nothing to joke around about. Quite frankly, I'm disappointed.
BigMac92 11
I hope they got the **** outta there
MaydayParadexx 18
Well what have you done to him in the past? Because I'm sure there's a back story to this.