Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to make new friends, so I sat with the lonely guy at lunch. Now he keeps following me, with his phone in a camera position. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML
Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML
Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
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Top comments
MissMess 12
He's clearly lonely for a reason.
HowieDoIt 21
Maybe it's his "I'd tap that" list. congrats!
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Comments (166)
ThisGuysSkills 5
Thats fool is crazy!
FarFromSocial 9
Well that must have been an interesting turn of events. I'm curious to know if OP continued to sit there or backed away cautiously? either way be afraid be very very afraid.
aj9090 9
******* weirdo...
lowshadows 21
I say call the cops before he goes all Virginia Tech on the place.
cetlawizard 15
You need to report that immediately! Anyone who's got a "hit list" is obviously not someone to just ignore. Look how many people have died in the last 5 yrs because nobody took that kind of thing seriously.
invisibleman8472 17
Maybe if you take him out first and save lives?
Kitten_Calderon 14
I would definitely tell any and all teachers about this..kids these days can be pretty serious about these things..
MuppetMerkin 10
Not telling anyone about this situation is how things like Columbine and Sandy Hook happen.
KiddNYC1O 22
WAS! After that pleasant lunch,I'm sure he lowered you a few spots...
shelbyj 6
******* popular bitches. Shut up OP.