Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to make new friends, so I sat with the lonely guy at lunch. Now he keeps following me, with his phone in a camera position. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML
Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML
Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
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Top comments
MissMess 12
He's clearly lonely for a reason.
HowieDoIt 21
Maybe it's his "I'd tap that" list. congrats!
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Comments (166)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I hope you weren't at Grady High School today because if not you might want to take this as a cue to inform school personnel of his list.
kemando 22
Well, since you live in America, I'd say you're in trouble.
jacobsherrill 2
Man that happened to me except the kid brought a knife to school and tried to actually kill me
WelcomeToAndale 13
I once had a hit list...
chosha_fml 27
He's given up the element of surprise.
korikate 7
that's why he has no friends..
ClippersFan310 4
Too funny!
HereNReady 13
"Was" being the key word. That one moment might have made all the difference! Also plus probably should report him.
Shadowlainx 11
that's when you slowly inch away...
adam_night 9
Never refer to someone as the lonely kid, it's you thinking that about them that makes them hurt and kill themselves.