Today, I decided to make new friends, so I sat with the lonely guy at lunch. Now he keeps following me, with his phone in a camera position. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML
Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML
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Top comments
ragnarok1540 39
OP, if he ever decides to go on a psychotic killing spree, he will spare you because you showed him a shred of kindness ... tell yourself that to get to sleep at night.
MitchRapp 20
It sucks when you try to be kind but it doesn't go as planned.
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Comments (54)
Mathalamus 25
now you know why he was lonely. tell him to stop, or else you'll tell someone.
MitchRapp 20
It sucks when you try to be kind but it doesn't go as planned.
IndicaPaincakes 28
Maybe he's telling his mom/texting? Good for you for giving him a friend, Though. Sorry for the outcome! I've been in that situation before.
ragnarok1540 39
OP, if he ever decides to go on a psychotic killing spree, he will spare you because you showed him a shred of kindness ... tell yourself that to get to sleep at night.
krazy789 28
well thats one way if thinkin about it
Xandrick 22
*click click BOOM* *click click BOOM* *click click BOOM* (Then he gets to you.) HHHHH... Thanks for the candy. (Then he turns away and shoots everyone else.) *click click BOOM*
bella_nana347 23
He can't take photos or videos of you without your consent. That could be considered harrasment.
piker117 11
yeah... no that's not how harassment works
paravoz 30
Maybe he's a vlogger?
Sulphuric_Glue 16
That's not how it works, however it is illegal to upload them to the Internet without their consent
BobbyTheBilly 12
If he is taking the picture/video in a public place, it is completely legal.
am1717 22
This is why you stay home and never go outside hide in a corner and never be social:)
am1717 22
Eh, true :) you had good motives :)
mswim 27
But then you end up like OP's creeper ;P
jbuckets_404 39
#9 - OP: "You can make a friend?" From which website can I download that???
Sulphuric_Glue 16
We're all really social people, as long as we don't have to actually meet others in person.
Etweens96 25
Well at least you tried to do a kind thing, I'm sorry it didn't turn out so well op!
alaen 17
Make sure you stay safe op, keep an eye out for suspicious activity
Skycop_S 23
No wonder nobody say next to him! *shudders*
Skycop_S 23
Sat*
Dale_shackleford 13
As mean is this sounds, I've learned through experience that the kids who are completely alone are often that way for a reason.